Maximus Lassiter

“Next week, if I remember correctly.”

New year, new me! And by that I mean that I’ll try to actually pay attention in my classes this year…. And in the hallways, because nothing sucks more than accidentally plowing over some little freshman as you run to your locker. I’m not not saying that I ever did that. But…. Just know that they kinda look like turtles who’ve been flipped over as they try to stand up with their over stuffed back packs….

“Oh don’t worry you’re not the only one. But again that was us once upon a time ago so all we can really do is just sit back and laugh about it.”

“Honestly, you’re being stupid about all of this.”

“I’m never stupid, babe. So if anyone is being stupid here it’s you.”

“Really? That’s almost as interesting as the time no-one really gave a crap and we won world war five, now can you please tell me the real reason you’re here? Or are we going to continue this cycle of bullshit?”

“Honestly, I’d rather continue this cycle of bullshit and not tell you anything about me”