Lasagnaface

As a gamer, I am equiped better than most to deal with the horde of armed Spaniards with weird heads who are busting down my door and to put worms inm me. I learned how to survive this from playing Puzzle Bobble. Resident Evil stole from Puzzle Bbobble

Sending an ipod full of 8-bit metal remixes back in time to help prevent the crusades

In retrospect I think having this banana up my ass is making me look a damn fool

A wise man bringa dildo to my village, drive away all the criminal elements. God Bless You On This Amazing Week My Friends!...

a bunch of care bears doig the "Care Bear Stare" but one of them is a fat dude puking in a bathtub and laughing

Go ahead, crush my skull with your beautiful and very strong adult legs. see if I car...

If the quality of Harry Potter is a driving concern in your life you need to get to a doctor, because you are sick in the head and fucked up buddy

Logging on to The Net to try and say some nice things, but nobody can hear me because the room is dominated by five big tub-of-lard type of people with dumb hair yelling about whether or not Harry Potter is good or some shit

If you ever trust any advice anyone posts on this website you will fall into a big hole with a sign that says “bitch” above it and you will deserve it