just a shitty larry blog

Eddie wake up, I don't like this, Eddie wake up

like if you’re team sleepy. reblog if you’re team tired. do both if you think they’re in gay love.

just to be clear i am 100% pro-choice i support anyone who gets an abortion no matter the reason and no matter how many they already had or will have because bodily autonomy is a human right and i have no patience for people who believe it is not

the only thing more embarrassing than cringy poetry is being so afraid of feeling embarrassed that you don’t even try to make anything at all

for the love of god do not let the constant anti-cringe threat modeling of the internet deter you from making or sharing things

i love you buttered toast i love you omelette i love you hashbrowns i love you croissant i love you pancakes i love you waffles i love you bagel i love you oatmeal i love you muffin i love you breakfast

From 1850-1920 all great writers were neurotic hermits who lived on one piece of bread per day and never left their tiny Parisian flats. Then from 1920-1980 all great writers were philandering boozehounds who loved swimming and barbiturates. But across eras, all great writers have remained, at heart, closeted homosexuals

yeah i’m ok! i’m totally ok i just (takes a deep breath) (starts screaming)