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Bro, are we even playing the same game? Gith are basically hot murder goblins!
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Why are cishet men like this...
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Bro, are we even playing the same game? Gith are basically hot murder goblins!

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Ok, as a dude, I want to add to this discussion : this change means you're under their skin. It's a mechanical response when you're angry or emotional. If you see a guy do this, they're trying to be the "rational one".
If you notice this change, you're probably winning.
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I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior. I had a real sword with me, too. I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl. The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight. But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.” You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”   And the girl looked around and saw me. I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood. So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?” And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating. Like she thinks I’m going to say no. So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her. And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.” I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.
This post was good but then it got better
Okay, this is a slight topic diversion, but in response to the above comment. I’ve volunteered at the CT Ren Faire for years now. For the last 5 or so I’ve worked in the game section, and we have a game similar to the above comment called “Smite the Knight”. I’ve been in the ring before, it’s a ton of fun getting to run around with the kids. The main goal is entertainment. Have a good shtick, keep the crowd engaged, and let the kids have a good time.
In both work and observing, I have learned something about kids. A lot of parents try to get their boys to go fight. Of the young ones that do, they tend to be shy. You get the ones who just swing the boffer swords around with no regard for life, but, mostly, they’re reserved. It’s adorable. I mean, they’re kids.
But the girls. THE GIRLS. Holy crap. I swear, the pinker the dress, the more taffeta and glitter…the more intensity. I remember, the first year I worked there, one girl came in, grabbed the biggest sword she could, and WENT TO TOWN on our knight. Lifted it over head, let out this primal scream and mowed him down. Homeboy is 6′2″, she was FIVE. And once he was in the fetal position (He was fine. It was for show.) on the ground, she stopped, put her foot on his chest, and yelled “I AM A FIERCE PRINCESS!!”. Later in the day when she walked by a couple of us yelled “Ah! It’s the fierce princess!” and she stopped and flexed. It was the best, and I will never forget that girl.
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This has improved since last I reblogged.
I taught karate for like 5 years, and the girls were always, pound for pound, better than the boys. Even the girls who didn’t really want to do it and were only there because their parents made them were better than like 95% of the boys.
I was playing fiddle at a ren faire, and two little girls were really enjoying our set. After quite some time one of them walked up to me and shyly offered me her star tinsel tiara, because she “didn’t have any money. And this protects you from trolls!” I said “Thanks, that’s really sweet – but what about you? Don’t you need protection from trolls?”
At which point this six-ish-year-old girl whips out her certificate from the axe throwing booth and says “Nah, I’m fine.”
I still have that tinsel tiara. It’s draped over my modem. I figure it’ll protect me from the most trolls that way.
I am not in the habit of reblogging a post and slapping an “it got better” on there BUT I SAY GOTDAMN
the thing you gotta understand about little girls is that they’re under so much pressure and have so little leeway from adults, that given half a chance, they can and will throw hands with total abandon.
When you realize that all the adults that told you growing up that rough housing and shit was for boys and too rough for little girls, that really they were trying to stop you from realizing early on what kind of raw primal power you had hidden under that tutu for fear that once you realized the truth your parents would no longer be able to contain your power…
I’ve got a 3 year old niece and I’m already convinced she’s going to be an MMA fighter…
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As soon as I’m able I’m actually gonna try out sca fighting stuff so this is literally gonna be me someday lol
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I am a guy. I practiced karate for 15 years. Once I got my black belt, I realized my instructor stopped sending other people to spar the younger girls and only sent me and the other advanced students. The boys lined to fight, yeah, but the girls? They were out for blood, and the instructor needed his best students to fight them.
I've never gotten my ass beat worse than when I sparred with the girls. And I've been in actual fights.
"You fight like a girl" is the greatest compliment I can give you.
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She tells him to read and he goes, " you're not my boss," lights the book on fire, and recites it from memory.
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Dude wants to be known as Fartwaffle? Go for it. But they ask me to refer to them using they/ them is too hard? I call horseshit.

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Hello! I've been reading up on a lot of folks' critiques of BL3's writing here & there, including the writing quality of the twins, but I'm curious as to what you'd think of instead of the twins as the main baddies, we had the other two we saw a couple times, Pain & Terror, as the primary baddies. I personally thought they'd have made for more entertaining baddies, where they host a reality show that attracts all the bandit gangs to them, instead of the cringe inducing Twitch stream references.
Ah yes, I’m right back on my shit again. Buckle up!
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OK, so! Pain and Terror. Great stuff. Dramatically theatrical entertainers who live stream sacrifices and raids in honour of the beings they worship? Nice.
Know what’s juicier than that though?Â
Two cursed twin Sirens (one a male!!), locked in a spiral of both loathing and relying on each other to reach their goals while they lead a massive pyramid scheme scam-religion as self-made false Gods, bleeding their followers dry through predatory megachurches and donation tiers while they scrabble against the Crimson Raiders in a race for ultimate power.Â
So.. how come the Twins were completely shit then while Pain and Terror, who you had about 2 hours with, came across great?
It’s because Pain and Terror got a short, satisfying arc of introduction -> threat -> urgency -> climax -> payoff... and the Twins got fucking 30+ hours of non-stop TELL don’t SHOW while Randy Pitchford made fart sounds in the background.
And guess what, every “bad” character mostly disliked by the fans and every “good” character that’s mostly liked, follows this same pattern. The longer their screen time within the story, the more likely they turned into a trainwreck. Essay under the cut. /dab
This is spot on. I had an argument with my coop buddy about how I thought Ava was actually written exactly like real teenager, and that I didn't think she was badly written. Here vehemently disagreed. However, your breakdown shows me that in all honesty it's not that she was a bad character, it's that she wasn't used well.
Her whining isn't the problem, it's that her "growth" is unearned. They used her poorly so now everyone hates her.
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This entire website is mostly just a cluster of people not giving a flying fuck, and I can sit comfortably in it, not thinking twice before posting and it's just so nice. No other platform is really like this.
Tumblr is like yelling into the void, except that void sometimes hits the little heart button when you do

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Anonymous said: I know I’ve only skimmed through your post to interpret it entirely in bad faith but here’s why you’re a dumbass (1/24)
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There is no such thing as common sense.
We make decisions based on tons of different, often subjective factors. We learn and grow and experience our own lives and that builds the basis of your way of thinking.
On a fundamental level, we spend every day since birth using rudimentary science. Observe a phenomenon, hypothesize the underlying logic or reason, apply that to future events to influence the outcome, often sharing our results with people around us. This is how a baby learns how to talk, crawl,and interact with the world.
This is not perfect science, however, and often we fall into biases. Confirmation bias, where we ignore information that is contrary to our existing belief, like "mom smoked a pack a day and died at 98, the risks are overblown".
The reason real, serious science requires considering a large data set is because the observations from one instance can be unreliable. If you flip a coin 10 times, what are the odds they are 5 heads in a row and 5 tails in a row? Exactly the same as 10 heads in a row (Both can be written as .5^10). But if you flipped a coin and got 10 heads as a kid, you might start claiming it always lands on heads.
A friend used to tell me "the plural of anecdote is not data." Humans like to see patterns everywhere. It's a code in our brains that helped up survive. But "common sense" is just healing those percieve patterns and taking them as granted. Sometimes, they are right, like "don't eat that month old rotten onion". Sometimes, they are wrong, like how "eating fatty foods makes you fat, so eat fat free foods".
There is no common sense. There is only learned assumptions. Don't treat your "common sense" like you just know better than other people. And please, try to think about why you believe something is true. Because the line between common sense and willful ignorance if refusing to consider you might be wrong.
okay legit question—I never got bl3 (idk why I was excited for it and all I guess I was waiting for a price drop?) and now I’m like do I really even want it anymore...? like TFTBL is one of my all time favs, but not sure on BL3. what were all your problems with the story? feel free to link me to another post if you’ve already explained elsewhere!
i don’t think i’ve put all my problems w the story in one post before, so i’m happy to answer here! spoilers ahead obviously :) under a cut cos its long
So. First I really do adore this game. Second, you are 100% correct.
Im playing the game through again with one friend who played 2 and two more friends who have never played a bl game. And im sitting here realizing they wrote it in such a way that if you never played a BL game it doesn't make any sense. At all. After one of them beat the ravager, he asked me to explain what the hell a vault is. Because the game does nothing to prime you. But worse, the story is therefore written in a way that implies it's a game for those of us who know the games already and...shits on what we love.
The only characters done well, imo, are lorelai, Wainwright, and hammerlock. Everyone else is either unrecognizable from their former appearances or so under used you can't say. If you don't do side quests, maya shows up and ... yeah... in under 45 minutes. Why? To prop up Ava? Who literally whines for the rest of the game then pulls a 180 leading up to the fight against troy.
Why didn't we bother reuniting Vaughn and Rhys? The set up of the presequel is ignored? And, of course, the dirty itself essentially ignores the player. It's not its who save the day, we stand around and let the twins just off people in cut scenes, the final save the world moment goes to lilith.
The main story is bad. Full stop. I didn't finish handsome jackpot, but did finish love and tentacles. L&T is fantastic. Better story, better characters, better setting, better jokes.
Kife fucking killed me.
I will play this game to death, but I will never forgive them for what they did to Maya.
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The more times they get reported longer the time Time Lord SHAXX berates them. Also you can not skip or log out of it. If your console is turn off before he's done, next time you log in he will be ready to start again.
classics are like: you went so extremely hard with the misogyny that it turned into homoeroticism

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