If BTS had American names
Namjoon: Rion. He's the hipster who thinks that Ryan is too mainstream but Lion is too far out there, so he comes up with a hybrid - Rion. Actually legally changes his name. Likes poetry cafes, coffee (he'll take a decaf), and acting cooler than he really is.
Jin: Daniel. The perfect guy in the neighborhood. Hobbies include being perfect, winning over parents, and telling wholesome stories with his stupidly perfect face. "oh Daniel? You mean the son I should have had but instead I had you?" oof.
Yoongi: Darren. Like his name sounds, he's cool, chill, but still vaguely sounds like he might kill you. The resident Soundcloud rapper of the group who likes to state that he is indeed "the D-boy from D-town." Says he dgaf, but really, he gaf the most.
Hoseok: Justin. The fuckboi. Also called Jay because he's just so cool. You wanna be him. Your sibling wants to be him. Your dad wants to be him. Says he doesn't think he's that cool. That's what makes him even cooler.
Jimin: Aiden. The local prince charming. Has people swooning left to right. Claims that he doesn't have a hair routine, but you for sure know he does because whose hair is that fluffy? Is actually gay but all the girls ignore that fact because he's so dreamy.
Taehyung: Dylan. Spends most of his time outside with the kids, so everyone around knows his name. The one time someone tried to bully him, they ended up crying instead because he's "just so nice." Is a hidden savage: "You look dumb." "Oh good. I thought I looked like you." OOF.
Jungkook: Timmy. Ok so his actual name is Andrew, which is lame. So he tries to make his friends call him Drew for maximum coolness. But they find out that his middle name is Timothy, so the nickname "Tiny Tiddy Timmy" emerges for optimal teasing. Can be cool at times, but ruins it by asking for affirmation.
