The Clockwork Unicorn

i think i want a glass packer, it would give me an edge and add a lot of danger to my mundane life

dance too hard in the club and my dick flies out of my pant and shatters all over the floor

Cinderella

Oh tf wow

My career goal is to become the most esoteric public works engineer in history.

I need you to infiltrate the masons and create a Gnostic sect as part of a bid for a major schism

Actually, the scariest part of Alien (1979) is how no one tried to understand the Xenomorph and just branded her a monster from the start. We can't chose the circumstances of our birth and it's the choices we make that define who we are.

She chose to eat people

God forbid women do anything

best thing i ever accepted about people is that most people are just kind of gross like, physically

like most people have gross little bad habits and let the laundry go a little too long and sweat in weird places and are messy eaters and have weird laughs and are a little greasy and asymettrical and have stains and tears and wear on the things they own and its like literally fine and human. we dont need to worry about that stuff and frankly we should kill whoever is responsible for making us think humans are even capable of being perfectly polished made up hygeine machines 24/7. we are little animals we came from the dirt and sometimes you scratch your buttcrack or pick at scabs or what the fuck ever it is literally normal animal behaviour !!! let the soft animal of your body ect ect nd sometimes the soft animal of your body is a little yucky.

I am not responsible for who I become when hyperfixating

I'd like to see YOUR dignity hold up when flooded by 2000% of your typical dopamine levels

The epic of Gilgamesh

i resent the dominance of The Car in america but access to cars allows for a really fun and exciting emotion called ‘being insane alone in your car’