Lanternsims

N-no. Not exactly how the whole Dissociative Identity thing works. I’m Moenna. When we switch I don’t become someone else, I am still me. Someone else takes my place. So if Dani and I switch, I don’t become Dani. I’m still Moenna and she’s still Dani. Ya feel me? We are different identities, just happen to share a body. Hope that clears it up a bit. :) <3

Paris: Bow down to the champion!!! Phoenix: I believe congratulations are in order. Paris: Uhha, looks like you’ll be cooking dinner for the week. Hmm, come to think of it, I’m not really sure if that makes me a winner or not... Phoenix: Hey you, I can cook. Besides, the cooking channel plays like non-stop at ours.  Paris: Well in that case, I expect 5 star meals with multiple courses every night. Phoenix: In your sweet dreams, Benson.

Paris and Phoenix went to the Humor and Hijinks Festival together as they had planned. Paris joined the Jokesters, of course, and Phoenix joined the Pranksters. Phoenix casually stood near a large group of people and successfully convinced every single one of them that the tea was poisonous while sipping her tea like it was no big deal. She looked across the festival at Paris, who was making all kinds of jokes with various degrees of success. Phoenix could win their bet in her sleep, but maybe that wasn’t the smartest thing to do. Maybe giving Paris the upper hand would work in her favour later down the tracks.

Paris: Oh hey, I heard the Humor and Hijinks festival is on tonight, wanna go together? It’s just a couple blocks away I think. Phoenix: Yeah sure, why not. Let me guess, you’re going to join the Jokesters, am I right? Paris: DUH! I mean they’re the true winners, even their drink is gold! Phoenix laughs at how passionate Paris is getting. Phoenix: Haha well how about this, if the Jokesters win I’ll cook dinner for the whole week, but if the Pranksters win you’re cookin dinner. Paris: Deal! Better start watching the cooking channel, Phoenix, you’re going doooown!

Aw thanks, lovely. Fingers crossed you like what comes next. :p Thanks for putting a smile on my face.<3

Oh no I didn’t mean people in general, I mean me. We as in me and the other alters in our system, not people as in all people. Of course I think there is a reason people exist, there are so many beautiful, talented, caring and wonderful people in the world. We are not one of them. Sorry if that confused you. Most of the time when I say ‘we’ I’m talking about me and my alters collectively.  -DaniBlob

I feel like such a waste of space. I also believe, like not even kinda think, solidly believe that we were never meant to exist. Life has thrown us so many hints that we weren’t meant to be here. Or maybe it’s someones idea of a sick joke that we are here. Whatever, I’m struggling so that’s fun. I wish I didn’t exist but I do. Don’t worry, I’m not about to do anything to change that, it’s just what I think. -DaniBlob

Paris sits down for what seems like her 100th flatmate interview. In walks a tall dark haired woman. She smiles at Paris and her deep brown eyes meet hers. Paris couldn’t quite put her finger on it, but there was something almost mysterious in her eyes. Just as she was about to introduce herself the woman confidently struck up a conversation. Phoenix: Hi, I’m Phoenix, nice to meet you...? Paris: *slightly taken off guard* ... Uh, Paris, my name’s Paris. Nice to meet you. *She stretches out her hand* Phoenix: *meets Paris’ hand with a handshake* Hope you haven’t had too much trouble finding a flatmate. These things can be a killer. Paris: Oh, you have no idea. I swear I’ve seen everyone in town. Phoenix: Well, hopefully this will be your last interview then. *Phoenix shifts in her chair and Paris smiles back shyly.* Let me make it super easy for you, Paris. I don’t leave my stuff lying round, I don’t get in the way of anyone and if I can keep any promise it’s that I can always pay rent on time. How’s that sound? Paris: Wow, that kinda does make it easier on me, not gonna lie. You know what, let’s do it! I’ve had enough of interviewing randoms and you’ve beaten the rest by a long shot within 2 minutes. The room is yours whenever you’re ready to move in. Phoenix: Great. Tomorrow it is. *Phoenix flashes Paris a grin and she could have sworn she saw her eyes twinkle.* Paris: Awesome!

Paris: I’m never going to find someone to help pay the rent, and I can’t afford this place by myself. Why is it so damn hard to find a decent flatmate around here?

After working multiple jobs and saving as much as she could for a year she finally made enough to step out of her family home and into the big wide city that is San Myshuno. How will she get on? Watch this space to find out ;)