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I’m not asexual; I’m ayysexual, which is the same as being asexual but with a lot more meme
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potatoesawaken:
I’m not asexual; I’m ayysexual, which is the same as being asexual but with a lot more meme

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hogwarts houses and the four elements / gryffindor + fire fire is a purifying, masculine energy, associated with the south, and connected to strong will and energy. fire both creates and destroys, and symbolizes the fertility of the god. fire can heal or harm, and can bring about new life or destroy the old and worn.
“ it’s a shame your mother hasn’t shown up yet. would you like me to wait for her, or would you rather just come along peacefully && answer for yourself? ”
‘ oh ---- pschhh. what makes you think my mother should, or DOES have anything to do with this? ohhhh right - anything to make the blame easier, i bet! ‘
If I’m one of your favorite blogs send me “hey loser”
' joffrey had his sister’s hair and his mother’s deep green eyes. a thick tangle of blond curls dripped down past his golden choker and high velvet collar. sansa looked radiant as she walked beside him, but jon did not like joffrey’s pouty lips or the bored, disdainful way he looked.
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kink; spitting blood out of my mouth, muttering ‘you fuck’ before aggressively making out w u against a cement wall
A quick and dirty RP policy guide
A quick and dirty RP policy guide
Bold all that apply to you and your blog. Italics if you’re on the fence about something. Either reblog or repost. Feel free to add anything I may have missed in the appropriate category, or recategorize something that is in the wrong place!
My blog is _______
Open to all
Semi-selective
Selective
Moderately Selective
Highly selective
Exclusive
Only going to RP with mutuals
Mostly going to RP with mutuals
Indie
Affiliated with a group
Spoiler free
Spoilers tagged
Spoilers mostly tagged.
I will RP with ______
Any fandom
Most fandoms
Only fandoms I know
Only people in my fandom
OCs
OCs with no fandom ties
OCs who are related to/know my character in their backstory
Only one version of any particular character
People who have the same muse as me
People who do not have a rules page
Multimuse blogs
People in RP groups
Indie RPers
When RPing, I like to use _______
Paragraphs
Shorter forms of text
*Action*
Icons
Gifs
Gif icons
Formatted text
Whatever my partner is using
My own style regardless of my partner’s reply
I will ship with _______
No one
Anyone
Chemistry
Select ships
OCs
Others of my own muse
Crossovers with characters from different fandoms
Only one version of a particular character
One person in my main verse
Multiship, all ships independent of each other & main ship
One main/canon ship within my main verse
My blog WILL contain ______ in it’s content
Fluff
Light fluff
Angst
Gore
Violence
Smut
Blood
Torture
Shipping
Death
Dark humor
Cheating
Assault
I will follow ______ back
Everyone
Only some people
Most people
Only people in my fandom
Every RP blog
Only people I actively wish to RP with
People who do not post a lot of OOC
People whose posts I am comfortable with on my dashboard
To RP with me, you should _______
Follow back
Answer an open
Message me OOC
Message me IC
Make a starter
Answer my starter
Send in a meme
Like a starter call
Other:
I practice reblog karma with memes
I expect reblog karma with memes
I expect my rules/about to be read
I always read the rules/about before following/interacting
If you follow me, I would like suicide and assault tagged
I expect all smut to be beneath a read-more
I expect all not safe for work theads to be tagged as such.
I am a multiverse blog
I am multi-muse
I do not wish for my OOC posts to be reblogged
I do not wish for my threads to be reblogged by those not involved
I expect post length to be matched (within reason)
I expect icons/gifs to be used in a reply if I have used them
I don’t expect post length to be matched, but I will try to match your own.
I am patient when waiting for replies and expect the same courtesy.
six-word sentences.
“ frankly speaking, i wanna give up. ”
“ they love me cause i’m hot. ”
“ just try to guess the answer. ”
“ everyone here knows you don’t care. ”
“ fine, do things your way. ”
“ i want to be in love. ”
“ no, i would rather make money. ”
“ shut up already, i’m not going. ”
“ because you said that, fuck you! ”
“ i hate you more than anything. ”
“ just sit down? let me explain? ”
“ can i be a little nasty? ”
“ there’s nothing wrong with being sexual. ”
“ i want you to like me. ”
“ don’t you dare lie to me. ”
“ i’m way too scared to fall. ”
“ terrified of my love for you? ”
“ we were both afraid, shut up. ”
“ it wasn’t anyone’s fault. not really. ”
“ life’s too short to care anymore. ”
“ i dreamt about you last night. ”
“ really? what did you dream about? ”
“ i dreamt you chose me instead. ”
“ how did you become like this? ”
“ this isn’t any of your business. ”
“ i’m losing my mind, losing control. ”
“ you weren’t there! i needed you! ”
“ please don’t start with me, okay? ”
“ why do you always leave me? ”
“ this is all we have left. ”
“ i turned around. you were gone. ”
“ all i can think about is you. ”
“ wow, you look like shit today. ”
“ i called and you didn’t answer. ”
“ i wanna be a child forever. ”
“ today, my love is in mourning. ”
“ your words felt like sharp knives. ”
“ say something nice or don’t speak. ”
u know what. I'm gonna dive into it and have joff be musically inclined and have that be why he's famous. I've always liked the notion that joffrey was just a playing piece on a much larger scale of power manipulation, he was just led to believe he had the power in his hands. it translates nicely to a musical setting in modern, having him believe he has the power because he sings the songs and he's the one they wanna see but in actuality his every move is calculated and useful and HAS REASON. he can be so much more of a playing piece like that. the fc BEING THAT anyway is just a bonus i guess.
joffrey didn’t at all like the prospect of having to have actual conversation tonight. it’d been a tiring day, and though he was irritable at the best of times, this had just made him worse. his company was --- well, unlikely, and joff had sat there for about twenty minutes now, in silence, going through all the things he’d rather be doing. he was starting to swim in quite... strange possibilities. reality check? coming up.
‘ so --- how’s the FLOWERY life treating you, eh? ‘

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Ask something about the mun, but the muse will answer!
hi. do the likey for a startey
accidental affection
send me ✗ for my muse to fall on yours and land on top of them
send me □ for your muse to fall on mine and land on top of them
send me ♕ for your muse to get dared to kiss me
send me ♢ for my muse to get dared to kiss yours
send me ♫ for your muse to catch mine singing in the shower
send me ♩ for my muse to catch yours singing in the shower
send me ♡ for your muse to drunkenly confess feelings to mine
send me ☽ for my muse to drunkenly confess feelings to yours
send me △ for my muse to get trapped in a small closet with yours
send me ❅ for my muse to cuddle up next to yours while asleep on the couch
send me ❥ for your muse to cuddle up next to mine while asleep on the couch
a fart ( with skidmarks ). that’s joffrey. - @hufflexuff
rules and verses pages have been updated, and i finally have some stuff set in stone here. give them a quick once over, just to check things? some things have altered slightly.

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Introduction Starters
“Does this shop always have such long lines?"
"Chicago really is the windy city, isn't it!"
"How are you doing today?"
"Have you guys been having any trouble with the Wi-Fi?"
"That dish looks great! What is it? I might have to order it for myself."
"Where are you from?"
"Are you new here?"
"Welcome!"
"I'm sorry to be a bother but could you tell me the time?"
"So... this weather, huh? *Insert awkward laugh*"
"Have you guys found a place to put your coats/bags, or are we just holding on to them?"
"What kind of drink is that?"
"Aren't you a little young to be here by yourself?"
"Aren't you a little old to be here?"
"You guys look like you're having the most fun in the room, mind if I join this conversation?"
"Oh my gosh! Did you just see what happened?"
"Excuse me, but are you a model?"
*Looks over to the person on my left* "I hope I die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"Is this seat taken?"
"Can I buy you a drink?"
"That is a lovely name, are you named after someone?"
"Hello, do you work here?"
"I'm sorry but could you help me with something?"
"Hey there beautiful! People call me [Name] but you can call me tonight ;)"
"Do you mind if we share a cab?"
"Excuse me? I'm sorry to bother you but you have toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your shoe... here let me get it."
"Hi, I'm [name]"