LandonKayy

REBLOG if you don't mind horny lesbians sending you dirty messages 💦

Please.

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“a supporting character” I am DEAD

I can’t believe this website is free

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

i need to fix my whole life please

every time I see this it gets reblogged

🧿 I GLEAM AND I GLOW WITH INTELLIGENCE, RECOGNITION AND BEAUTY. I WELCOME AMAZING OPPORTUNITIES AND PEOPLE INTO MY LIFE 🧿

literally any true crime doc will just straight up tell you that almost every unsolved case in history is due to police incompetence or outright intentional negligence 

A beaut

Take this with you

to all my white followers who stew in unnecessary guilt trying to come to terms with the privilege you have, watch this

I almost scrolled passed this shit

this is the ultimate shoot ya shot pic. you can’t miss with pic. you know damn well Obama didn’t.