wildheart.

You were talking about banging and my mind went like, super blank?

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TWINKIES ICE CREAM FOR LIL BLUEBERRY AND AMY.

Oh, hey. I have my first prenatal appointment tomorrow and I want you to come. ‘Cause they check the heartbeat and stuff. I think.

Someone’s thinking about the D~ 

PRIVATE. 

AMAZING. I’LL GO TO THE STORE AND GET LIKE, A LOT. 

…whaaat?

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YOU GET THE BESTTT! OF BOTH WORLDS! CHILL IT OUT, TAKE IT SLOW AND THEN YOU ROCK AT THE SHOW YOU GET THE BESSTTTT –

Also let’s get ice cream.

WHY DON’T YOU EVER UNDERSTAND ME? 

PRIVATE. 

I never watched Hannah Montana. I wouldn’t know the song~ 

NOT COWS THATS FOR DANG SURE, LANDON.

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Can we get a small pizza? And then they have little chicken bites that don’t seem too unhealthy. And then one of their salads that has like a bunch of meat in it??? Bc my baby needs fooooood.

We’re not fucking cows and we’re also not fucking cows. Ya know.  

PRIVATE. 

What even is healthy? A SALAD? That’s not enough food for Lil Blueberry.

Wtf, no. We’re not cows. We don’t just eat salads. Who the fuck are we?? 

PRIVATE. 

I don’t wanna.

But eating healthy is so boring…

‘CAUSE PIZZA WITH PINEAPPLE IS THE BEST, LAN.

Soooo, pizza with pineapple?!

What the heck is healthy takeout? CAN’T I JUST HAVE PIZZA?