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“What’s the point of having so much money, but not spending it, especially for things I’m being given?” he answered rhetorically, persistently sliding a(n excessive) roll of cash towards her. “That’s not exactly it. I’d love for it to be that simple and terrific, but it’s more of a ‘rich douche’ vibe. I’ve had someone tell me that I usually talk like I’m bored ‘cause I’m grounded from my personal yacht. That, or I’m pretentious as fuck.” He was glad that she didn’t seem to know he was the heir of quite high-profile entrepreneurs. With alcohol reducing his inhibitions, he expressed the thought. “You know, you’re familiar. Are you famous? But, you know, I know the feeling of being known. I wasn’t really in show business or anything. More like just business. Not always nice, being recognized. I won’t figure out your identity if you don’t figure out mine. I’m Lance, good to meet you.” He observed her curiously as they shook hands. “You’re very tiny. ‘Lil’ is an appropriate nickname, if you don’t mind me saying.”
Pushing the cash back with a laugh, Lil shook her head. “That is the point. It’s something you’re being given. Not something you’re purchasing. Hang onto it for next round.” She gave him an amused look as he explained, eyes turning back to the roll of cash before rising back to his face. “I can see why they say that, but as long as you’re not actually a douche, you’re cool by me.” The witch had had more than her fair share of dealing with actually pretentious people and it wasn’t something she was fond of, truth be told. Her eyes studied his face as he continued, trying to place if she’d seen him before. He did look familiar, now that she was thinking on it. “Mm, I may have been. Maybe we’ve seen each other at a party somewhere? Did you ever spend time in New York?” Lilith snorted a laugh as she shook his hand. “Trust me, I’ve heard that before. It’s like my parents planned it, right?”
He almost went on his rant about how he and other affluent, influential people were accustomed to being given everything without paying, and that it wasn’t right. He held his tongue, however, and replied, “I’ve spent time pretty much everywhere, but I don’t stay for long. Perhaps we have.” He smiled as he let go of her hand; he had made a conscious effort to reduce his grip’s firmness. The people surrounding him during his corporate days would praise his handshake as “presidential”, but he really just thought his family taught him to seem overly passive-aggressive. “Right. It’s cute. My parents just made my name sound like directions you’d find on a map: Lance,” he said, pronouncing it like “lands”, “middle name Weston....” He trailed off, not wanting to provide his surname. “Whether I am or am not actually a douche depends on your perspective, I suppose. I ought to be upfront: I’m not the nicest, most virtuous man you’ll meet; but I try. So, have you been in New Orleans for a while?”












