Garden of Unearthly Dreams ⭐⭐⭐

Accidentally called my parents 'chat' today. Going to walk into the swamp goodbye lmao.

Product concept: fortune cookies but inside are different tumblr textposts that get screenshotted and posted on Instagram or Pinterest as deep/inspirational quotes.

No i don't remember anything i learnt in school. But i CAN tell you the five types of salmon that live in alaska. (I live in Australia. I don't have to know this)

Hey nooo don't give up babes, you're not the swampiest creature at the party yet!

Never too late for a new year's resolution! I've decided I'm going to put all my energy into being my best self. And that best self lives in the sludge beneath the bridge where the duckweed is.

Frog posting: What's a gal gotta do to get some cool looking moss around here?