mar

“my flask has chai 🌷” well my flask is full of straight vodka and im gonna need a refill soon

my favorite hobby is maliciously reposting videos of her favorite things because ik she’ll see it and know it’s for her

behind every girl with slut allegations is a decade long history with a girl she would’ve done anything for

you’re the only girl that i have ever wanted

i graduated two days ago and i spent today going to the grocery store with my little sister and i took a nap. i have work soon and i want to get married

i hate that i’m not in a relationship because im so good at pet names

who’s a bitch gotta blow to get some melatonin around here

she was my take me to church

when a guy is flirting with me my sick and twisted brain views it as a manipulation competition and i feel the overwhelming urge to one up them

why is it that my phone is dry for 8 hours and then suddenly everybody and their momma wants a piece of me within a 5 minute period

i really do scare myself sometimes i need to chill out

just watched an action movie for a guy i want my two hours back i could’ve been listening to ocean blvd

never doubt my intuition bitch

need to get a boyfriend so i can show these mfs how tame obsession was