you don't deserve my blood

sheds a single tear

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

Lil Early, but fuck it! I’m not missing it this year.

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

i am like addicted to that reaction image of the deformed ms paint kid typing on a computer way too big for him its like the only good reaction for when you see a take clearly written by a child

Unimaginable levels of white woman on white woman violence here

mountain dew malice 

in my mountain dew chalice

sipping like a king in my mountain dew palace

What happened?

Im glad that this has reached many people who have signed NDAs

ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."

and it's a banger

ladies and slenderman

hold on a sec guys phone call

they are putting me down