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@lamentofthewellwitch
[ clears throat, shuffles awkwardly, swishes tail sheepishly ] Hello, little poppets. I’ve missed you all so.

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I'M NOT DEAD.
"What?!"
For the past hour or so, Lying had been giving Alessandra a lesson on witchery, attempting to teach her why it was the superior magic.
They weren’t one that often entertained company- but damn, they loved teaching people things. They were in the middle of explaining the wonders of Redstone Soup when three words fell from the pretty- and probably bored, to tell truth- redhead’s mouth.
Without missing a beat, Lying said, “Well that’s unfortunate for you,” and then plunged right back into their monologue.
She looked at the hand offered to her, opening her mouth to say something, but quickly closed it, figuring it best not to say anything that could turn the situation any more…awkward. More so then it was at the present.
Alessandra wiped her tears away with the sleeve of her sweater, not wishing to leave the trails they made on her. And because the wet feeling on her face was bothering her.
Inhaling, she reached one hand out towards the outstretched other’s, stepping closer, and laced her fingers with their’s. She stepped closer again, almost completely touching them. She huffed slightly, standing on her tip toes for a moment, then pressed her lips to their jaw line.
Her hand was warm in their own, and for a moment, it seemed to melt away the ice that was forever trapped in their pallid skin.
They continued holding their tongue. They weren't sure they'd be able to find the proper words, honestly. So they simply gazed at her, ice blue eyes into shock green ones.
She was beautiful; this much they had noticed quite awhile ago. They weren't one to necessarily pine after another humans beauty, but she had caught their eye, and their interest- and maybe something else, something they hadn't considered possible to catch. That thought in itself was almost terrifying; that they could let this happen, have such a weak spot.
Yet part of them couldn't be bothered to care.
Their ears twitched as they struggled to come up with something, anything to say- and then her lips were pressed to their jaw, and they suddenly felt so warm, and the words tumbled out of their own accord.
"I'm sorry."
Hello, Lying! How have you been? :)
Lying crossed their arms over their chest, staring up at the storm sage. “Mr. Dave… to what do I owe the pleasure of this visit?”
There was a noticeable strain to their voice as they said pleasure, obviously implying it wasn’t a pleasure to see him at all. “… I’ve… been. What do you care?”
"Can’t," said Kirin, his tone quite bright in a blasé way, "I simply wish to check up on my friends?” He stepped around the well witch, his tail twitching in either anticipation or anxiety - or both. “Can’t I care about those who I decide to work with?”
Sometimes, it’s hard to tell what the hell Kirin actually means.
"You only care if you want something," Lying replied with calculated calm, "Unless it involves flowers." They arch a delicate blond eyebrow up at the storm sage, their own tail lashing in slight annoyance.
They like to think they know Kirin- and they do, better than most. But he can be unpredictable at times, and they are in no mood to play one of his games today. "So tell me- what do you want this time, Kirin?"
Martyn carefully appraises the witch's height, before grinning widely. "/Finally/. Someone who's the same height as me."
Lying kept a cautious distance between themselves and Martyn, not one for trusting other beings. Or, you know, interacting with them. They looked the dryad over with the air of a predator, before rewarding him with a rather toothy smile.
"You don’t know how relieving it is to speak to someone I don’t have to look up to, for once."
Lying exhaled slowly as Martyn finished speaking, feeling the vivid imagination they still possessed practically catch on fire. The store of a dead prince, reborn in that manner- it was so delightfully beautiful, like a story.
After moments of silence, they finally let out a breathy, “… Wow,” unsure of what else to say, really.
Martyn laughs slightly at Lying’s clear speechlessness, delight lighting up the features that had become so sombre for a moment. “Have I finally shocked you numb?”
He almost hopes he has. It’s nice knowing that you still have a good story voice, even if you’re not likely to have to do ‘royal duties’ anymore.
"I love a good story," they reply simply. It's a compliment, admiration plain in their eyes. "I'm more of a fan of horror stories myself, but that was still rather nice."
And honestly, zombies and werewolves would have no place in a tale such as that of the dryads birth.

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The forest was dark, almost dead - the price of the magic that had spread through Martyn - and he sat in its depths, tending to the skeletons and zombies he had brought up as tenderly as if they were the forest of old. A cracking twig makes him pause, looking up slowly with dull blue eyes at the intruder. "Oh." He says, when he sees Lying. "Hello."
The forest had changed drastically since the day the dryad became lord of the dead; no longer warm and full of life, now it was cold and dead and brittle. Lying wouldn’t have particularly cared, usually- but truth be told, he had the slightest of soft spots for the little blond, and seeing them so… /un/dead was mildly concerning.
"My, been redecorating, have you? I love what you’ve done with the place- feels like something straight out of a horror film."
"I—" The beginnings of the sentence aren’t much more than a choked sound from his mouth, which cuts off as soon as his prey— the creature moves.
Words are utterly beyond him right now. Lying is stirring up feelings he hadn’t remembered he’d had, a churning mix of predator and hunger and mine.
He shifts unconsciously, getting into more of a stance to pounce, and a little dark dust slips off his clothing and onto the floor, revealing the colour below.
Lying grins, and it's a wide and toothy one- they can sense their impending triumph.
Their tail thrashes behind them as they watch Martyn, as they close their eyes and attempt to feel what he's feeling; the hollow, familiar ache of hunger in his gut, the predatory instincts rising within him. They weren't too different from each other, Lying had realised, in that area at least.
When they're sure the dryads focus is entirely on the creature, the witch retrieves a potion from their pocket, throwing it skillfully in the animals direction. Not attempting to hit it, mind you- simply trying to startle it into movement.
"What?!"
For the past hour or so, Lying had been giving Alessandra a lesson on witchery, attempting to teach her why it was the superior magic.
They weren’t one that often entertained company- but damn, they loved teaching people things. They were in the middle of explaining the wonders of Redstone Soup when three words fell from the pretty- and probably bored, to tell truth- redhead’s mouth.
Without missing a beat, Lying said, “Well that’s unfortunate for you,” and then plunged right back into their monologue.
"I-" Lying opened their mouth to speak, and then snapped it shut again, so quickly their teeth sunk into their lip and drew blood. They ignored this, of course. "Do you need help up?" This was awkward. So very awkward. When faced with a topic they had very little experience with, the witch found themselves at a loss for words. They could, of course, keep on with their previous path; continue with their monologue and ignore how they’d made her feel. However, they found themselves realising that they didn’t actually want to hurt her. They didn’t want to upset her.
That was annoying.
She leaned herself back again, then shook her head. Using the chest, she pulled herself up and off the floor, rolling her shoulders. She made a face, still turned away from Lying, as she realized she was most definitely gaining a large bruise along her side and back from falling off the chest, even if it wasn’t the hard of a fall.
Sighing, she fixed her glasses, turning around to face them. She had a horrible poker face on, the wet streaks on her face still present, her attempt to keep a bland expression was awful.
She didn’t like lying to Lying. Which was an odd thing to say, considering all things, she’d said she was fine earlier.
And, quite frankly, she was even lying to herself about that.
Lying was unconvinced.
They didn’t press the matter however, shaking their head and sending their ponytail swishing from side to side. And, consequently, a good bit of blood splattering across the floor. Such a mess, but they couldn't be bothered to care.
"Alessandra, I-" They paused, unsure of how to continue. They could always swallow their pride and apologise, but pride leaves an awful taste in ones mouth, and there was nothing but fetid water around to wash it down with.
They settled for holding a hand out towards her, though they were unsure as to where that gesture was going. Were they expecting her to take it? Shake it, perhaps? They didn't know.
Their tail thrashed behind them.
Hello, Lying! How have you been? :)
Lying crossed their arms over their chest, staring up at the storm sage. “Mr. Dave… to what do I owe the pleasure of this visit?”
There was a noticeable strain to their voice as they said pleasure, obviously implying it wasn’t a pleasure to see him at all. “… I’ve… been. What do you care?”
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I am loving the rp you and dawnintheeast (hope I spelled that right) are doing, it's a nice little story :)
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Thank you so much friend;; :3c

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"What?!"
For the past hour or so, Lying had been giving Alessandra a lesson on witchery, attempting to teach her why it was the superior magic.
They weren’t one that often entertained company- but damn, they loved teaching people things. They were in the middle of explaining the wonders of Redstone Soup when three words fell from the pretty- and probably bored, to tell truth- redhead’s mouth.
Without missing a beat, Lying said, “Well that’s unfortunate for you,” and then plunged right back into their monologue.
"Ah, good. I-"
Lying’s sentence trailed off as she slipped off the chest, as they made a rapid attempt to move forward and catch her that wasn’t quite rapid enough. They blinked down at her, surprise welling in them like the tears in her eyes.
It was then they realised that her unhappiness might have been caused by them. Lying did not often consider other people’s feelings- especially feelings in this particular area. When they had replied to what she had said the way they had, they hadn’t thought much on how it would make her feel.
Which was kind of the problem here.
"Hey…" They said, cringing at the softness in their own tone of voice, and clearing their throat. "Are you, erm… are you alright?"
Alessandra sat up after their face popped up into her gaze, the tears that had threatened to bubble over now streaking her face. She coughed, staring at the floor, before speaking. “I’m fine, Lying.” Her voice was quiet, and scratchy, like she was holding back from saying something.
Which, of course, she was. Many loud, angry somethings. Her own sort of monologue, possibly long enough to compete with the-once-impending Dream World monologue. Although, her monologue also included many jumbled sayings from her mother tongue, which she was fairly certain would sound like absolute rubbish to the well witch.
And so, she slightly moved herself back closer to the chest, crossing her legs, and resting her forehead on it.
"I-" Lying opened their mouth to speak, and then snapped it shut again, so quickly their teeth sunk into their lip and drew blood. They ignored this, of course. "Do you need help up?" This was awkward. So very awkward. When faced with a topic they had very little experience with, the witch found themselves at a loss for words. They could, of course, keep on with their previous path; continue with their monologue and ignore how they'd made her feel. However, they found themselves realising that they didn't actually want to hurt her. They didn't want to upset her.
That was annoying.
First photo through my new C920 camera and it’s me in a knitted elf hat from me mum.
Enjoy folks! Hope you’re not too devastated after yesterday’s festivities, I’ve still got a few more to attend today with my scattered family so I’ll be kinda quiet again.
Why don’t you come back to my place and we can put on hitchhiker faces and chase each other around my tunnels.
"What?!"
For the past hour or so, Lying had been giving Alessandra a lesson on witchery, attempting to teach her why it was the superior magic.
They weren’t one that often entertained company- but damn, they loved teaching people things. They were in the middle of explaining the wonders of Redstone Soup when three words fell from the pretty- and probably bored, to tell truth- redhead’s mouth.
Without missing a beat, Lying said, “Well that’s unfortunate for you,” and then plunged right back into their monologue.
Lying continued rambling on, oblivious to the affect their words had on her.
Their foxes ears lent them better hearing then most people possessed, her whispered words heard clear as a bell. It never crossed their mind that she hadn’t wanted them to hear, that their hearing would embarrass her.
Before they could launch into a detailed monologue about the Dream World- which was going to be a long one indeed- however, they finally noticed her change in position, and facial colouring.
"… Are you even listening?"
All they got was a muffled reply of, “I was listening…” and her slumping down further on the chest, which resulted in her slipping off of it and onto the well’s floor, a small yelp being her only reaction.
She laid on the floor, staring at the ceiling, tears trying to bubble their way out and down her face, glasses sitting crookedly on her face. Her face still felt like it was burning from her embarrassment, freckled erratically glowing along with her frazzled, and….upset demeanor.
"Ah, good. I-"
Lying's sentence trailed off as she slipped off the chest, as they made a rapid attempt to move forward and catch her that wasn't quite rapid enough. They blinked down at her, surprise welling in them like the tears in her eyes.
It was then they realised that her unhappiness might have been caused by them. Lying did not often consider other people's feelings- especially feelings in this particular area. When they had replied to what she had said the way they had, they hadn't thought much on how it would make her feel.
Which was kind of the problem here.
"Hey..." They said, cringing at the softness in their own tone of voice, and clearing their throat. "Are you, erm... are you alright?"
"What?!"
For the past hour or so, Lying had been giving Alessandra a lesson on witchery, attempting to teach her why it was the superior magic.
They weren’t one that often entertained company- but damn, they loved teaching people things. They were in the middle of explaining the wonders of Redstone Soup when three words fell from the pretty- and probably bored, to tell truth- redhead’s mouth.
Without missing a beat, Lying said, “Well that’s unfortunate for you,” and then plunged right back into their monologue.
Alessandra was sitting atop a chest that looked like it hadn’t been used in a very long time, ankles crossed as she leaned forward on her arm, chin resting on her palm. She wasn’t bored per say, but rather drifting through different thoughts then what they were talking to her about.
Really, she hadn’t expected anything back, no retort and no notice of it, given how into what they were talking about and how quietly she’d said it. Quietly, she let her bury her face in her hands, and lean onto the cool well wall.
She felt her face burn out of embarrassment for even admitting it, and what they’d said didn’t help at all.
Lying continued rambling on, oblivious to the affect their words had on her.
Their foxes ears lent them better hearing then most people possessed, her whispered words heard clear as a bell. It never crossed their mind that she hadn't wanted them to hear, that their hearing would embarrass her.
Before they could launch into a detailed monologue about the Dream World- which was going to be a long one indeed- however, they finally noticed her change in position, and facial colouring.
"... Are you even listening?"

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What?! (dawnintheeast)
Lying was in the process of bandaging the ugly gash a skeleton’s arrow had left in Amber’s leg when the words left the young mage’s lips.
The words would normally leave a person flushed, excited, or at least smiling; but they had no such affect on Lying, who simply finished tying a knot with the strips of gauze they were using to bind the wound shut, cutting it with their own teeth. “I know I just saved your life-” they still weren’t entirely sure why they’d done that, “-but that’s no reason to go all soft on me.”
The forest was dark, almost dead - the price of the magic that had spread through Martyn - and he sat in its depths, tending to the skeletons and zombies he had brought up as tenderly as if they were the forest of old. A cracking twig makes him pause, looking up slowly with dull blue eyes at the intruder. "Oh." He says, when he sees Lying. "Hello."
The forest had changed drastically since the day the dryad became lord of the dead; no longer warm and full of life, now it was cold and dead and brittle. Lying wouldn’t have particularly cared, usually- but truth be told, he had the slightest of soft spots for the little blond, and seeing them so… /un/dead was mildly concerning.
"My, been redecorating, have you? I love what you’ve done with the place- feels like something straight out of a horror film."
Martyn unconsciously sucks in a breath. He doesn’t need to, mind, but it just feels like the thing to do. His gaze sharpens as it locks onto the creature even more - following every little movement, every tiny twitch.
He doesn’t need this, he doesn’t, he doesn’t.
But yet… He’s so hungry, suddenly, an ache gnawing into his stomach.
His tone is distracted and quiet - but it is a tone. “I— Already dead. Already dead.”
"Are you?" They murmur still, grinning to themselves as they feel the change in him. "Are you certain you're dead?"
Their ears twitch lightly. "So far gone you don't remember how much you enjoyed it? You don't remember the taste of warm blood on your tongue, the way it felt to hold a warm, limp body between your teeth?"
They nearly purred the words into Martyn's ear, their own stomach suddenly growling.