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Ariana Grande Sings Bad News to Employees
remember when Ari made the word crotch sound angelicÂ
Her enunciation was really good in this video.
âPack your shit and leaveâ I am a stan for life
yes. all

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John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon
I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Moodâ˘
This is the most relatable thing Iâve ever seen.
Omg
bless Scottish twitter
ya fuckin space slice
oh i am so genius
instead of purchase one sandwich i can purchase the materials (bread, soap, etc) and make more than one sandwich

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sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.
K. But Iâm crying

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LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE IS
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY INSIDE
My motherâs guestsâ son showed up wearing high-waisted black tights, a crop top, and body glitter. I have been desperately searching through my closet for my âGAYâ NASA shirt because I do not wish to be so grandiosely out-gayed in my own home.
Did you out-gay him, son?
No. I canât find my shirt!!!! This calls for desperate measures⌠time to break out the unseasonably warm Denim Jacket With Rainbows Pouring From The Nipples and High-Waisted Jeans.
Itâs 8 PM and I wanted to change into my Data Star Trek Pajamas but those arenât gay enough.
God dammit! Now heâs playing some kind of bubbly Carly Rae Whatshername pop. What do I do??? How do I relaliateâŚ.? Is Janelle Monae enough to save me? Joan Jett? Lads, I donât think Iâm gonna win this one.
Update: his mom inadvertently tipped the scale a little in my favor by saying, âOh, nice jacket! Jake, come look at this jacket, youâll love it!â and then I got to explain that I painted it myself:
I donât think Janelle Monae helped much because the only songs of hers I have downloaded onto my phone are the ones about robots. I know robots are gay culture and all, but does he know that???
But then he pulled ahead of me by striking a pose in my dining room and I swear to god, his thigh muscles rippled like Glittery Gay Gaston. Ugh.
SCORE!!!! I switched to playing MIKA and moonwalked aggressively down the hallway and his own grandmother stepped out of the bathroom and said, âOh, I thought you were Jake!â
Clearly she mistook my powerful gay energies for his, because we could not look more different.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Time to Sit In A Chair Funny.
You know what?
He wins. Heâs out here living his best life while I gave up using dating apps because I wanted to divert my emotional energy into making YouTube skits about noir detectives who eat cigarettes.Â
Like ABBA said, the winner takes it all. I guess that means Iâm straight now.Â