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".... Anyone got crystal chips ta spare? Quartz'll do if there's no feldspar."
send me ‘ grab ‘ for my muse to silently, frantically, grab at your muse’s hand during an intense emotional moment.
send ‘ grabbed ‘ for your muse to frantically grab at my muse’s hand
When's anyone gonna boop him, huh?
He's just a lil guy. And a lot safer than His Shriekiness.
He's going to sue Starscream.
Well. As soon as he's sure Starscream won't kill him in retaliation.

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RP memes from Reddit Dec 1, 2023
“Why do you keep a banana in your shower?” “I sent 20 companies 2 letters. One telling them how disappointed I was with their products, one praising them as a fan. The negative letters received apologies. The positive ones received free products and coupons.” “I am far too curious not to try this.” “We smile when the work is done. But there's always work.” “Nah it's true, smiling wastes precious work energy " “What-- and I can't stress this enough-- the fuck?” “Deities hate this one little trick.” “I'm sorry but some traditions just need to fucking die.” “There is no PASSION, there is no VISION, there is no AGGRESSION.” “Well, stop having sex with women.” “I don't have an excuse to suck in life, yet I STILL SUCK!” “Sometimes you just gotta face the facts that you’re the problem.” “Your life was so normal that it wasn't!” “It will be absolutely and utterly entertaining.” “Good people don't do things like that.” “Look me in the eyes and repeat yourself.” “I don’t hate these people anymore, just jealous they get to dive into Scrooge McDuck vaults full of money.” “I’m guessing it will be stupid and useless.” “It’s always the ones you suspect the most.” “My nightmares are made of this.” “Do you want those bastards organizing against us?” “We already got evolution addicted to making crabs, last thing we need is them becoming literate, unionizing, and demanding crab rights.” “For the love of god do not eat spontaneous ass, there's no guarantee it's clean enough you won't contract e. Coli.”
Send me ‘ 🥃 ‘ + plus a question, and my muse will answer it while drunk.
It's hot in here.
Fraggin' jets and their fraggin' artificial sunlight rooms.
"I'm da rat what makes th'rules! You got a suggestion for Starscream, I'll deliver it."

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Raf takes his hand. "There are mecha hiding out on Earth from both factions, and from none. Some were left behind when their commanders were killed of moved on. Some ran away. That happens in big wars. Nice to meet you too."
Raf glances away, briefly. "I wish he wouldn't threaten people so casually. That's the way Megatron used to treat him. Starscream was a complete jerk much of the time he was on Earth, but no-one deserves to be treated like Megatron treated him."
Rattrap blinks at him. "If bossmech wasn't tossin' out a threat here and there I'd be way more worried." He quips, then his ears flatten a little. "... Way I see it, all these Cybertronians're dangerous. Rather have one that's telling me how they feel then one who's playin' all nice an' innocent."
He really hopes no one is actually expecting him to be a good mentor.
Yeesh.
It's from a cartoon, Rattrap. Four turtles learned the art of ninjutsu--a martial arts tradition--from a rat.
....
Huh.
... Humans're weird.
No offense.
We are, but...
Didn't Ravage and all her siblings name themselves after Cybertronian cartoon characters?
What was it, "Cybercats of Darkmount"?
I've actually watched a few episodes.
I ain't Cybertronian.
'M Eukarian.
Sure, my ancestors mighta been Cybertronian, but Eukarians adapted. Homeworld Cybertronians just went nuts.
Are you saying Eukarians don't have batshit crazy cartoons for their young that are also full of jokes or politics or whatever that only the creators are usually old enough to catch on to?
"We don' really have.... holopads. Er... TVs? News an' stuff usually travels word o'mouth, tribe ta tribe." Rattrap huffs. "If something big was gonna happen, the Fateweavers would send out warnings t'the clans involved. Or leadership would see to it that everyone else knew."
His tail twitched. "What about you? Ain't it weird ta be on a planet where everyone's three or four times yer size-- at least?"
"I don't really remember a time before Cybertronians came to Earth. There weren't very many giant robot menaces around when I was little, or so I'm told, but I am a human datapath, and when I was 12, I was kicking Soundwave's aft in the war because my logic circuits aren't the same as his and he couldn't predict me. This turned out to be a good thing, as he thought I was too interesting to kill, even if it did mean Megatron occasionally wondered if he had been taking stupid pills."
Raf shrugs.
"Here, I have diplomatic immunity, but I'm really short so I have to make sure that people actually see me, because dead on accident is still dead. On Earth...I work for the EDC, which means I periodically get shot at either by Cybertronians or the humans who hate them. I'm actually not sure which one is worse. On Earth and on Mars I can eat whatever I want, but the safest place in the Sol system is probably Sanctuary. Originally Soundwave wanted to design it for Cybertronians alone but then we ended up in an alliance with them so now we have..."
Raf laughs.
"There are protected passages above Cybertronian average optic level that look like habitrails, or what Jackson Galaxy would call a 'cat superhighway', and there's also gravity and oxygen. Still, even though it's safer than Earth, the menu options are limited, and it's a good thing I'm not very interested in dating anyone. I travel a lot these days. Also, I sometimes get called when they find Autobots hiding on Earth who don't know the war's over, which happens sometimes. Last time it happened they were all kids and now I have kids and I'm not even thirty yet."
"... Huh." Rattrap responds, sitting back on his haunches. "Well, I work fer His Imperialness, Emperor Starscream, an' I'm pretty sure that if I suggested installin' a highway through his penthouse he really would punt me outta window."
He shrugs, offers a pawhand. "Nice ta officially meetcha. Er... You said there's more Autobots on Earth?"
He really hopes no one is actually expecting him to be a good mentor.
Yeesh.
It's from a cartoon, Rattrap. Four turtles learned the art of ninjutsu--a martial arts tradition--from a rat.
....
Huh.
... Humans're weird.
No offense.
We are, but...
Didn't Ravage and all her siblings name themselves after Cybertronian cartoon characters?
What was it, "Cybercats of Darkmount"?
I've actually watched a few episodes.
I ain't Cybertronian.
'M Eukarian.
Sure, my ancestors mighta been Cybertronian, but Eukarians adapted. Homeworld Cybertronians just went nuts.
Are you saying Eukarians don't have batshit crazy cartoons for their young that are also full of jokes or politics or whatever that only the creators are usually old enough to catch on to?
"We don' really have.... holopads. Er... TVs? News an' stuff usually travels word o'mouth, tribe ta tribe." Rattrap huffs. "If something big was gonna happen, the Fateweavers would send out warnings t'the clans involved. Or leadership would see to it that everyone else knew."
His tail twitched. "What about you? Ain't it weird ta be on a planet where everyone's three or four times yer size-- at least?"
He really hopes no one is actually expecting him to be a good mentor.
Yeesh.
It's from a cartoon, Rattrap. Four turtles learned the art of ninjutsu--a martial arts tradition--from a rat.
....
Huh.
... Humans're weird.
No offense.
We are, but...
Didn't Ravage and all her siblings name themselves after Cybertronian cartoon characters?
What was it, "Cybercats of Darkmount"?
I've actually watched a few episodes.
I ain't Cybertronian.
'M Eukarian.
Sure, my ancestors mighta been Cybertronian, but Eukarians adapted. Homeworld Cybertronians just went nuts.
He really hopes no one is actually expecting him to be a good mentor.
Yeesh.
It's from a cartoon, Rattrap. Four turtles learned the art of ninjutsu--a martial arts tradition--from a rat.
....
Huh.
... Humans're weird.
No offense.

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He really hopes no one is actually expecting him to be a good mentor.
Yeesh.
If Rung really wants to get wild with it, he can teach the turtles ninjutsu.
Don't you think that's more of a Drift-type job?
If we’re getting technical, I think Rattrap would have to do it.
.... What's nin-juice?
Martial arts that rats are really good at, according to television.
... Huh. Weird.
I mean. I know how ta scrap, same's anyone my size oughtta know.
But, uh... What exact type o'turtles are you talkin' about?