"I don't really remember a time before Cybertronians came to Earth. There weren't very many giant robot menaces around when I was little, or so I'm told, but I am a human datapath, and when I was 12, I was kicking Soundwave's aft in the war because my logic circuits aren't the same as his and he couldn't predict me. This turned out to be a good thing, as he thought I was too interesting to kill, even if it did mean Megatron occasionally wondered if he had been taking stupid pills."
"Here, I have diplomatic immunity, but I'm really short so I have to make sure that people actually see me, because dead on accident is still dead. On Earth...I work for the EDC, which means I periodically get shot at either by Cybertronians or the humans who hate them. I'm actually not sure which one is worse. On Earth and on Mars I can eat whatever I want, but the safest place in the Sol system is probably Sanctuary. Originally Soundwave wanted to design it for Cybertronians alone but then we ended up in an alliance with them so now we have..."
"There are protected passages above Cybertronian average optic level that look like habitrails, or what Jackson Galaxy would call a 'cat superhighway', and there's also gravity and oxygen. Still, even though it's safer than Earth, the menu options are limited, and it's a good thing I'm not very interested in dating anyone. I travel a lot these days. Also, I sometimes get called when they find Autobots hiding on Earth who don't know the war's over, which happens sometimes. Last time it happened they were all kids and now I have kids and I'm not even thirty yet."
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