Sassy Grandpa

Steve Harvey, walking forward: [audience cheering and clapping] YES!!! KILL!!!!!! [board changes, with a ding, to reveal the word “KILL”]

me when the next motherfucker says we’re all in this together

Look I’m not a big fan of high school musical either but this seems like a bit much

He made $25 billion yesterday, so his proposed tax bill would be for 3.2 hours of his time.

We could not run out of his money if we gave every American food, shelter, and education for the rest of their lives. He's bad at math.

That shrek one is threatening

ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."

and it's a banger