Regardez Mes Titties

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Non!! Pas toi! Regardez pas!

what the fuck can you actually say something that makes sense lul

@baronrivendare!! Ton fils me fait peur! D:

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Non!! Pas toi! Regardez pas!

*runs in shirtless with her hands clasped over her tits, chattering away in French and seeming very confused and frightened*  

*notices this shirtless woman just turn up in the party and goes over to her, very confused* Um, can I help you?

*squints at Medivh, though you can’t really see it under her headgear* Tu n’est pas une de les quatre chevaliers! Ou suis-je? :( 

*is extremely confused now* Uh, excuse me?

*starts crying*

*runs in shirtless with her hands clasped over her tits, chattering away in French and seeming very confused and frightened*  

*notices this shirtless woman just turn up in the party and goes over to her, very confused* Um, can I help you?

*squints at Medivh, though you can’t really see it under her headgear* Tu n’est pas une de les quatre chevaliers! Ou suis-je? :( 

*turns up in Netherstorm with Zeliek through a portal Kel’thuzad made for them directly to one of the Ethereal camps to start searching for Blaumeux, and is half expecting a fight to happen to get her back*

*is crouched behind some mana-cubes and sobbing in confusion and fear*

*after a bit of searching and asking ethereals if they’ve seen Blaumeux around he finally finds her, and gently taps her on the arm to get her attention, trying not to make her more terrified than she obviously is*

*flinches and looks up tearfully, making a little cry of relief and holding on to Rivendare tightly*

*turns up in Netherstorm with Zeliek through a portal Kel’thuzad made for them directly to one of the Ethereal camps to start searching for Blaumeux, and is half expecting a fight to happen to get her back*

*is crouched behind some mana-cubes and sobbing in confusion and fear*

*thinks about that* Hm, that could be a risk. We could try and distract her again, but I don’t know how well that would work.

Hmm. I wonder. *gets his phone out and searches a picture of some tits and holds it out to Blaumeux*

*makes a weird noise and takes the phone, sitting down and staring intently at the image*

*pursues relentlessly*

*is just sitting on the sofa in the horsemen’s common room reading a book when Darion crashes in followed by Lady Blaumeux, prompting him to actually look up from his book and at this scene in some shock* …What the fuck.

*is sitting on the other side of the sofa and screams when he sees Darion’s tits, covering his own eyes immediately*

*dismounts from her horse and starts running circles around Darion, screaming “le titty”*

*pursues relentlessly*

*has taken a transmorphic tincture and is currently looking pretty pissed off and is glaring at his tits, cupping them in his hands as he does so* wtf is this?? why r they this big i cant cosplay widowmaker like this! shes got fuckin tiny tits!! this is the fuckin worst!!!!

*crashes in through the wall on her horse* LES TITTIES!!!!

*screeches extremely loudly and falls over* AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK???????!!!!!!!

*her horse rears up and whinnies* TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!

*has taken a transmorphic tincture and is currently looking pretty pissed off and is glaring at his tits, cupping them in his hands as he does so* wtf is this?? why r they this big i cant cosplay widowmaker like this! shes got fuckin tiny tits!! this is the fuckin worst!!!!

*crashes in through the wall on her horse* LES TITTIES!!!!

hmmm yea that seems strange. still that was a rly shit description of whats goin on i think we need more to work with here and i dont wanna go down there soooo *looks at Blaumeux* hey weird lady wanna go spy on rivendare for us?

*looks at koltira uncomprehendingly* rivendare n’aime pas quand je lui demand de regardez mes titties. allez, zeliek. *she puts a hand on zeliek’s shoulder and leads him away from koltira and thassarian*