to rediscover simple delights

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

fake idgafer i saw you beat up four men for being homophobic to your cousin. i saw you kill your brother’s abuser. i saw you befriend a kindhearted religious girl even though you knew the others would tease you. i saw you offer two traumatized boys protection when they thought they would never get any. i saw you ask “how many kids” when you found out that your abuser targeted more people. i saw you sitting on the roof even though you’re afraid of heights because you didn’t want to feel nothing anymore

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i do ask myself. how did i get here

you guys think that jean, historically held down by kevin during riko’s punishments, gained a new empathy for kevin’s brand of trauma when neil came to the nest and jean had to be the one to restrain him?

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

people looovee reducing adam and gansey’s relationship to just the repugnant argument while completely failing to mention come on adam please we’ll make it work. you’d come with. you could come stay at monmouth for the night. he’s a genius. what do you think i’ll see if he dies? he didn’t know whether he wanted to save gansey or be gansey. some days gansey wished he could be him because adam was so very real and true in a way gansey couldn’t ever seem to be. adam felt like he had helped a bird hatch from an egg. who has he had to love him? ever? only gansey ever seemed to catch him at it. searching for the only pair of eyes in the room that mattered — where was gansey? i do miss the romans gansey said just to see adam smirk which he did. thank god we’re not fighting thank god we’re not fighting thank god we’re not fighting. treason adam said because he knew it would please gansey and he saw that it did. if adam was stupid about his pride gansey was stupid about adam. hey, tiger. i should call gansey. adam’s body shook in silent convulsions of laughter. adam looked more like himself than he had in ages and gansey silently vowed to do whatever it took to keep him that way. i’m glad we’re not fighting it was stupid for it to go on so long. gansey wasn’t like anyone else and suddenly adam wasn’t sure if he wanted him to be. you were smart to figure it out. you marvelous creature. his fallible king. gansey, his best friend, his stupid and kind and marvelous best friend.

[Video ID: An interview with Katharine Hepburn and Barbara Walters. Transcript as follows: KH: I have not lived as a woman. I have lived as a man. And in a few -- BW: (interrupting) How? KH: Well, I've just done what I damn well wanted to and I made enough money to support myself. And I ain't afraid of being alone. BW: Is that why also you wear pants? KH: No, I just wore pants because they're comfortable. BW: Do you ever wear a skirt, by the way? KH: (pause) I have one. BW: You have one? KH: I'll wear it to your funeral. (KH laughs.) BW: You'll wear it to my funeral? (BW also laughs.) End clip.]

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on