Worst song, played on ugliest guitar

in which a teenage arnold comes back from san lorenzo after leaving for a couple of years with his parents and faces his ex-girlfriend helga pataki

arnold and helga on a fancy night out

which helga are you today?

i just think it's great that in helga's dream in "Married" arnold is still shorter than her, even as adults. like that's just her ideal and i love that for them

p.s: the dessert one was a collab between me and the wonderful @meatgiri 💘

FOOTBALL HEEEEEEAAAAADDDDDD

what if helga had second thoughts on the day she's been dreaming of since she was 4?

beanies

i saw this shirt on some twitter page about boomer shirts and immediately thought of a married helga buying it for arnold """"ironically"""" and making him wear it in public. he only wore it once and now helga sleeps in it

them

helga is stuck babysitting olga's baby while her ex/good friend arnold is over to work on a school project. babies are gross, who needs 'em? not helga g. pataki that's for sure.

college arnold and helga getting along a little better

timelapse video here!

the team is called "Helga's Angels" ⚾️

destress doodling

when your wife is about to make a scene at the playground because she overheard another parent's kid call your kid ugly