~Fools Magic~

Theif: I take the objects

DM: The collums come to life and being your HP to 0.

Sorcerer: I take the objects off her dead body and put them back in the bowl.

Cleric: I heal her.

DM:

The collums return to their original positions.

...Later...

Theif: I roll to steal the things in the bowl but this time by climbing down a rope from the second floor

Rest of the party: No

Director: *stands tall with her white oak staff* I have an urgent mission for you, you'll need to depart post haste and-

Magnus: Well first hi! Hello.

Director: Oh, sorry. Hey.

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Merle: How're you doing?

Director: I'm doing just fine.

Magnus: Say hello to my fish!

Director: You want-

Merle: That's Steven.

Director: You want me to address your.. oh look at that. Yes I see you've got a little friend there. Does he do anything?

Magnus: ......he swims around in his tiny ball. And he loves me.

Merle: And right now he's doing his trick of swimming upsidedown on the surface of the water.