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what if mosquitoes laughed instead of buzzed

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i just witnessed a girl scream "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP" and rammed their small ridable moterized car at them. i have faith in humanity now
I love highschool bc it was just the first day and I put my iphone name as something else and airdropped cursed images to people. This one guy got rlly confused/curious and was asking "who is this person????" and started airdropping cursed images to me as well
Update: we're now dating hAh
Lil ass
instead of inktober I'm doing beautifultober!!!!
day one.......
YOU are beautiful!!!!!!!
day 2.........
YOUR ART is beautiful!!!!!!!!
I'll continue
day 3.......
YOUR VOICE is beautiful!!!!!!
HECK YEAH!!!!!
Can I join in?
Day 4....
YOUR SMILE IS BEAUTIFUL!!!
oh FRICK yeah!!!!!!!
keep it going!!!!!!!!
Day 5
YOUR PRONOUNS ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!
OH YEAH OH YEAH GOOD STUFF RIGHT HERE THAT'S SOME GOOD STUFF
Day 6!
YOUR LAUGH IS BEAUTIFUL!!
yes!!!!!!!yeehaw!!!!!!!!!!
Day 7
Your fashion sense is BEAUTIFUL!!!
!!!!! aaaaa!!! i love this so much
Day 8!
Your "imperfections"
are BEAUTIFUL!!!
TELL EM!!!!!
Day 9!
Your habits
are BEAUTIFUL!!!

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I was accused of murder and my lawyer knew that he had no way of defending me since his evidence was weak so he stripped and set the courtroom on fire.
Sometimes I like to believe @one-time-i-dreamt posts dreams but sometimes posts real life events that are said to be dreams
gUYS SO Y'KNOW HOW IN 2020 WE CAN'T USE THIS MEME ANYMORE
I FOUND A REPLACEMENT THAT WE CAN USE EACH YEAR
just had a dream that I drank 40 litres of vodka, entered a horse race and won.
Finally found my spirit animal
shit I missed my window, next week I guess
Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog
I can leave the bog
I have no followers but ok
I love highschool bc it was just the first day and I put my iphone name as something else and airdropped cursed images to people. This one guy got rlly confused/curious and was asking "who is this person????" and started airdropping cursed images to me as well

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Important PSA
asra and faust are amazing and deserve to be protected at all costs
jUST LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY
I only signed up for straight A's and clear skin, but instead I got depression and anxiety; this is uncalled for
my current mood is eating s'mores while wearing fitness clothes
My music teacher is the sassiest man alive
My music teacher sings to students to leave the classroom. Today, at the end of a painful lesson he sang to the beat of ‘Another One Bites The Dust’: “Get out of my class, get of my class, and go wreck another teachers dreams!”
He also rides to school in a very fancy red car and struts to the music room in cat sunnies.
My music teacher has the tendency to sass a student to tears.
My music teacher has made a song about year 7s and them needing to shut up in his class
He may or may not have thrown a keyboard accidentally in attempt to be dramatic.
There is a conspiracy theory that he is secretly a famous musician from ancient greek and time traveled to do us all a favour.
He is happily married to the kindest man I have ever met. He has bought us cookies on multiple occasions.
Please tell me how you accidentally throw a keyboard
So at the end of the school year, my friend said "oh it's the end of the year, we can finally swear" so she counts down from three and at one she said "heck" while I said "fuck" and we both looked at each other with sheer terror

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i asked my bf to make me some fucking hot chocolate and the entire time he was trying to remember that one harry potter spell about turning water to rum anyway he came in with my drink and he just goes “eye of newt, sperm of groot” and i dont remember the rest becasue i just burst into tears
“eye of newt, sperm of groot…”
Today, my dad said "kayne might as well call trump daddy." hE HOPEFULLY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS AND I ENDED UP EXHALING FORCEFULLY OUT OF MY NOSE, PLeAse hELp (sry this is kinda political)