la cadenza

I wouldn't be a good sacrificial lamb I'd be like a huge bitch about it

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

god you're so fucked up lets make out

Thinking about "convinced they're a monster, terrified of getting close to people because they don't want to hurt them" x "you're not a monster to me but like I'm also a little into it when you get scary ngl" this sounds really specific but I've had several pairs of blorbos like that

Vulnerability issues x kinky bastard gets me every time. It's about the "I don't want to hurt you" and the "you won't ...........but I mean if you wanted to? 👀"

magic is real you fools it happens when you make other people laugh

Never ask a girl if she wants to become a werewolf because she’s always going to say yes because girls love tearing things apart with their teeth and ripping people to shreds with their claws, it’s a foregone conclusion, an immutable fact of our universe really when ya think about it.

looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations

[tearing at my hair] no love however brief is wasted no love however brief is wasted no love however brief is wasted