castro's complete lack of surprise

A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover’s once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain. Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life. Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes.

me: *holds doggy* doggy: *is hold*

glitches in the matrix

If you just had a clear box, you’d know that Schrodinger’s cat is alive and very confused.

We are now watching power puff girls on an iPhone on a couch on a porch and there are two long boards and two skateboards leaned up against the house next to the front door I was introduced to one boy upon arrival and another girl skates up when we went outside and then another boy and now they’re all smokin out of a gas mask this is the most hipster thing I’ve ever seen

the best moment in tv history

never forget

Always lol at this

AMAZING

This group of 20 year olds is now prank calling people