OHHHHHMYGOD GIVE THIS MORE NOTES

it’s 4 seconds just uNMUTE IT AND LISTEN

Dad Joke has hit maximum overdrive

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

^^^

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

Wtf

I love silent films

I’m gonna die

Oscar-worthy