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theoldspaceevibes-deactivated20

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

froborr

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

chongoblog

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

nyx-nekoo

OMG-

nokie

this video changed me as a person

intriga-hounds

sivi met his granddaughter tonight

he did not like it

boxheadpaint

not a single happy camper in this image

curioscurio

stay kind to eachother. i know its hard to only see how horrible the big picture is, but it's so much more unbelievably important to help the people you love and your community.

it's okay to grieve and weep and be sorrowful right now; healthy even. but at the end of the day it's the little things that keep hope alive, even as the world becomes darker and darker.

hug your loved ones. eat foods that you like to eat. listen to stories and laugh with your friends. care for your animals and gardens. give help when it's needed and when it's not needed. Accept help when it's needed and when it's not needed.

Do things that make you happy, and don't give up.

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parme-san

be careful about consuming media it might crawl inside your brain and be inside you forever

catchymemes

officialfist

Okay but these fucking dudes are trying hard to reach an audience and I respect the fuck out of them for it. 12/10 sanitation department of New York City.

urbanfantasyinspiration

I was prepared to cringe but I think this was good

officialmacgyver3-deactivated20

These guys at NYC Sanitation are paid 150k a year and retire on 125k a year pensions til they die......

urbanfantasyinspiration

And they should. God bless them

metalcatholic-two

Salary of public sanitation workers should be more than the salary of any politician

yimra-deactivated20250209

They don’t get those figures until they old af and in certain positions but also like bruh of any job to pay peolle nsane mkney this is a flex

oatmealcoloured

Sanitation is one of the most dangerous jobs out there, and one of the core reasons we have eliminated or diminished many illnesses. Sanitation workers deserve their weight in gold.

rowansugar

✨Fairy Tea Party✨

3 color riso print - fluorescent pink, yellow, and aqua

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did y'all know that child-resistant packaging actually has to be tested on children like they literally go to a daycare and ask a bunch of kids to open medication packages and if they can the company has to go back and redo their packaging from scratch

foldingpaperflowers

This is actually hilarious though

ruffboi-mags

“they may use their teeth” is somehow the funniest motherfucking part

wretchedly

Same goes for bear-proof containers! The Wolf & Grizzly Discovery Center in West Yellowstone has demonstrations. I wonder if they are also specifically told they can use their teeth

sarasa-cat

Stop whatever you are doing and spend 2 minutes watching bears who work as professional product testers.

bearotonin-international

Let’s hear it for all the hard working professional bears

zandraz

A doodle Golden Garden

kropotkindersurprise

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barbiesplasticsurgeon

holy shit, the absolute king at the end

clownesvanzandt

As a transit worker anyone who whines about fare evaders can lick, suck on, gargle, lightly tickle, and then carefully blow dry my balls, it’s a non issue. We need to eliminate a fares and fully fund public transit with some of the money we’re wasting on dressing cops up like master chief, and on collecting them in the first place which is expensive and dumb.

neurotypicalite

theres a pink blue and white flower at rhe grocery store i have to make. a joke

neurotypicalite

call that a transplant

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one of my favorite ways to be hurtful on purpose is to pretend I’ve forgotten what kind of car a Tesla Guy drives each time he brings it up

chaumas-deactivated20240115

the other day I referred to a Tesla Guy’s car as “the little white sedan” and I thought he was going to hit me with a folding chair

umbairnatrium

The other day at a tech bro party I called one "that new Prius" to the guy who owns it and an entire room of men fell silent. Three of his friends turned to reassure him I was joking.

I felt very powerful.

cipheramnesia

You are.

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