Kyungsoopengu

PCY: do you wanna go around the world bro?

BBH: yeah bro

PCY: same bro

*pcy goes around bbh*

BBH: why did you go around me bro?

PCY: because you're my world bro

Suho: Amazing! Send my compliments to the chef.

Yixing: Okay.

[in the kitchen]

Yixing: HEY, CHEF!

Kyungsoo: Yeah?

Yixing: You have a beautiful smile.

Jongdae: [gasps] No!

Suho: [squeals] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

Baekhyun: It’s unbelievable.

Jongin: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!

Suho: Okay okay, we wanna hear everything. Yixing, get the wine and unplug the phone. Baekhyun, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Baekhyun: Oh it ended verrrry well.

Yixing: [rushing over with wine glasses] Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Jongdae: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips, or was it like a, y'know, “I gotta have you now” kinda thing?

Baekhyun: Well, at first it was really intense, y'know, and then… oh god, and then we just sorta sunk into it…

Suho and Jongdae: [squealing] Awwwwww!!!

(Scene changes to Chanyeol, Kyungsoo, Sehun and Minseok casually eating pizza around the table)

Chanyeol: And uh, and then I kissed him.

Kyungsoo: Tongue?

Chanyeol: Yeah.