Kyungjagi

A video posted by @kkaisoo on Jan 10, 2016 at 2:58am PST

This is the video that I’m going to talk about.

Before you continue, I’ll remind you that shit is about to get delusional and there’ll be shit ton of cussing and me being a sarcastic bitch, while I’m at it everything that I’ll say here is not a fact although I think it is facts and everything that I’ll say here is my opinions. Thank you!

…After watching this video for 4896374 times I am left with hundreds of questions. When I saw this of course I fucking shit my asshole and I had a meantal breakdown. Some of my questions are, what was Jongin’s face during that time? Other members, how did they react? What happened next? Was Jongin annoyed? What happened after the performance? 

This video is only 13 fucking seconds and it’s not enough to satisfy my delusional brain and it doesn’t help that I’m skeptical, I always fucking question things and here I am writing my theory. As I said, this video is too short for my liking so I went to YouTube and searched for different angles of this performance as much as I can. Downloaded them all, made them into gifs, and boom, a theory was born.

Let’s start with Kyungsoo and Minseok mischievously smiling at each other right before Kyungsoo’s verse started.

Alright, this is an angle where we could see Kyungsoo smile no sHit.  You see that smile? This bitch is hiding something. I can fucking smell it Do Kyungsoo. Now, let’s look at and angle where we could see Minseok smiling back at him.

It’s a little blurry but you can survive. In the first set of gifs you could clearly see Minseok smile but people will shit on my head and they’ll be doubtful. So here I am, showing you a different angle. Their smiles were the one that lead me to question this whole thing. Those smiles are usually the kind of smiles that friends exchange with each other when they planned stupid shit. I don’t know about you but that is how I smile at my friend when we indeed planned something.

You could just tell me that they’re just casually smiling at each other but since I’m a fucking trash this is not normal and you can’t tell me what to do. And so I investigated and investigated, and investigated…

And it lead me to another point.

Plenty of people just simply watched this video and screamed their head off not even curious what Jongin did/looked like when Kyungsoo was touching him. If you’re curious (which I thought you would be because you’re reading this post) then here is what he looked like during those times:

YOU SEE HOW FUCKING SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED HE IS?¿?”:\

dRAG ME TO HELL BUT YOU CAN’T DENY HE LOOKED BOTHERED AS FUCK

DOESN’T THAT SCREAM SEXUAL TENSION TO YOU OR ARE YOU JUST BLIND??¿’;{54

BITCH PLEASE

I’m not even going to forget to mention that he glanced at Kyungsoo two times during this gifs period. Go back and see for yourself. And I’m not even going to forget that he was breathing hard and did you see the way he tenses up? HELLO? Someone help this horny child out of his blazer please.

He can’t even look at Kyungsoo when he was touching him. I wonder how many rounds did they fuck that night? 1? 2? 9? 3598750?

Jongin was probably eye fucking Kyungsoo at that time after he touched him. He always eye fucks him anyways.

God, I’m such a trash.

ANYWAYS, it looks like Jongin pushed Kyungsoo arm or smth but it all depends on the angle, and this angle is all we have so you’ll have to judge for your own good:

Personally, I think Jongin did push Kyungsoo’s arm slightly, because if I were in Jongin’s position I would’ve too even though I love like Kyungsoo’s palm on my cheek. Why would I do that if I were in Jongin’s shoes? Well, I think I would want it to be less obvious. I’m gonna start a new paragraph to explain this thoroughly.

Maybe Jongin wanted to make it a little less obvious. But that is not fucking working because he took off his blazer looking horny as hell and I think that is a dumbest move he ever made in his whole life if he were trying to make it less obvious. If he was trying to make it less obvious he already failed from the fucking start because as I said, he took off that blazer looking hot as hell and there’s no way he can make it less obvious when their friends literally did the same action Kyungsoo did to him seconds ago. IMHO, I think Kyungsoo is tired of being subtle touches and hiding all the time. He did this because he knows people will think it’s all for fans to see, all for fans to like/love, all for fan service. But there’s something inside of me that thinks that is not true. I think he did it on purpose to rile Jongin up. 

Wow, that’s a nice prompt for anyone to write a Kaisoo smut on. ;)

Moving along, when Kaisoo was happening the rest of the members were turned to the back and some of them were staring at the screen, right? So I decided to take a closer looks at the members when Kaisoo was happening.

The member’s positions if you are curious.

This is Chanyeol, the member who doesn’t give a fuck and just wants to get off the stage. Personally, I think he’s used to it. Like he didn’t even move a single face muscle when Kyungsoo touched Jongin. If he is used to it, I wonder if he’s used to hearing moans as well from Kaisoo’s room?

Minseok and Suho: The assholes that were involved in this shit. They looked pretty chill but they’re watching for a very, very good reason later on. ;)

The other members are pretty much zoning out, Baekhyun and Jongdae staring at the floor, Lay looking at the fans, Sehun fixing his hair for 496824759130 times that day, Jongin’s dick hard as hell and Kyungsoo looking proud as fuck. :)

Let’s get a little bit more exciting, shall we?

After this moment, Minseok, Yixing, and Suho’s verse came. You know what Minseok and Suho did?

THEY IMITATED WHAT KYUNGSOO DID TO JONGIN.

That’s the part where I shit my pants and started crying blood. My tear ducts hurt as hell and I swear to god I wanted to kill someone because oh my fucking god I never saw it coming.

FOR FUCKS SAKE GIVE ME TIME TO BREATHE

IM???.’’;[394

I CANT FEEL MY TOES WHILE IM WRITING THIS

I’m going to calm down and explain shit because that is what I’m here for. i don’t really know what to fucking explain because this is pretty much self-explanatory but I’ll fucking do it anyways—

Minseok touched Kyungsoo’s cheek using his knuckles, literally the same way Kyungsoo touched Jongin but only by the knuckles. Suho touched Jongdae by the neck and that’s exactly the way Kyungsoo seduced Jongin, only missing the sliding my hand across your chest part.

Let’s break it into two parts. 

Let’s talk about Minseok and Kyungsoo’s moment first. Here’s a closeup so you could see better:

Closer:

Look at Kyungsoo smiling though. Look at Minseok’s fucking smile like—

exCUsE U wHAT THE FUCK>???

They’re basically teasing Kyungsoo right now. Like holy shit wouldn’t friends tease you when you did something in front of your crush? That smile Kyungsoo made and he looks so shy and embarrassed. He’s like, are they really teasing me right now and he looks so cute I want you to see his smile in another angle:

FUCK ME

Kill me but don’t you deny that he looked so fucking shy. That grin is so cute I’m gonna jump off a cliff and that fucking smile is going to be death of my dead body. He really looked so shy though. I guess he didn’t saw this coming as well. I bet he thought that they’re just going to let this go and just do their thing and not tease him right in front of the fans. But thank god Minseok and Suho did this shit because this moment is my gospel now. They made it more obvious which I like, Kyungsoo and Jongin are so obvious it’s amusing how they always try to hide it while showing it. Two sides contradicts but you fucking get it, alright.

Let’s move our focus to Suho and Jongdae moment.

This is LQ as hell because I’m a piece of lazy shit but you can still clearly see Suho’s smile and Jongdae’s most gayest reaction. Jongdae doesn’t seem to know that Suho will do that to him. His reaction says it all. It’s quite funny because he’s so shocked he just had to put his palm over his mouth.

Let’s take a step further just to see more around the field.

Jongdae was probably thinking, did he just fucking do that or is this the feeling that jongin felt when kyungsoo touched him because that fucking reaction screams those thoughts for me.

Did you guys see Sehun? I was protesting with myself whether he knows something or he’s just simply laughing at Jongdae’s reaction. Since I’m a trash, I don’t believe the latter.

I’m keeping a close eye on you, Oh Sehun. 

I was asking myself what was Jongin’s reaction when Minseok touched Kyungsoo and Suho touched Jongdae and thank god there were blessed fancams and his reaction is priceless.

There’s a lot going on in this gif and did i even mention that six of them are fucking smiling/laughing just because of this whole thing. You can’t see shit from this angle but you can clearly see Jongin laugh. I’ll show a better angle.

THAT SMILE THO

The last second of this gif Jongin actually looked at Kyungsoo after he glanced at Minseok. Goddamn he looks so happy after he saw what their friends did to Kyungsoo. They’re teasing them and this is going to be so fucking delusional but if there was nothing going on with Kyungsoo and Jongin, they would’ve not copied Kyungsoo, Jongin would’ve not fucking smiled like this, Kyungsoo would’ve not laughed when Minseok touched him, Jongin would’ve not looked so hot and bothered after Kyungsoo touched him, Minseok and Kyungsoo would’ve not smiled evilly right from the start, Six of them would’ve not fucking smiled and laughed at the same time at the same shit, none of this would’ve happened if it’s all fanservice. It’s just Kyungsoo touching Jongin’s face, done. Nothing more.

But the opposite happened.

Minseok and Kyungsoo did look at each other and smiled evilly, Jongin did look horny as hell, Minseok and Suho did imitate Kyungsoo, Kyungsoo and Jongin did laugh at what their friends did. Am I even going to say more because I’ve proven what I think. Basically, what I am saying is that they’re in a relationship. That’s not really new but according to my experiences, my life and my friends, friends do tease each other when their friend did something to someone they like/love. Because I’m that friend who is like Minseok/Suho, copying what they did in front of their crush to my other friend. I’m not gonna copy if I think it’s too intimate tho lmAo. But yeah, you get my point.

As I stated earlier that Jongin looked at Kyungsoo, here’s a closer look:

I forgot to mention that Kyungsoo is smiling like an idiot too like Jongin. Wow, couples are really alike.

Crop it up and slow it down:

Hey! Here are some of the new straight to gay fics:

Kyungsoo … Give me your hand! by Saritababo - a nice 36k angsty friends to lovers where jongin has a crush on kyungsoo and kyungsoo is teasing him. 

Why won’t you tell me by Drawingfishes - 11k Kyungsoo believes that Jongin is straight. Non au, they do their daily band stuff and Kyungsoo is attracted to Jongin

You make me want to love you - jongin has always liked kyungsoo since childhood but ksoo is straight and has a girlfriend. while ksoo likes jongin but thought it was weird at first. 1st pov from both KD oops but not that bad :D

The Lines and Spaces Between Us - Jongin is not gay in the first place (or that is what he thinks so); but Kyungsoo is a confusion, and he lets himself be confused. angst angst angst, 18k

the perfect pour - 20k, it’s not finished yet. it’s angsty, romantic, dramatic, you know all the good stuff. kim jongin is dry wine to do kyungsoo’s bitter dreams.

talk nice - Top-idol Kai doesn’t know what to expect when he gets a new manager, but it certainly isn’t Do Kyungsoo. Maybe by accident, maybe by fate, Kim Jongin unlearns what it means to be Kai, and wonders if what he really wants most is to live life in colour. 40k and  finished

you look like a movie, you sound like a song - to all the boys I’ve loved before au. It’s not just the letters that got out. this is for all the readers that love the long fics, this one has around 70k and it’s completed too

A Controlled Life - the government controls every part of their lives, even choosing who marries who. when Jongin finds out he has to marry kyungsoo, he freaks out, saying he asked to get paired with a woman. 

To Nights Like These - They haven’t seen each other since graduation, but an impromptu business trip brings Jongin to Busan and back into Kyungsoo’s life, if only just for one night. This is a goldie, 10k of goodness 

Not like I faint every time we touch - Between second and third period, Kyungsoo hears the (apparently) widespread rumor that Kim Jongin is gay. By fifth period, the rumor mill has spread to how Kim Hyuna and Kim Hyojong are looking for a third for their secret relationship. Before the last bell of the day rings, there is already talk going around of how some kid, probably also a Kim, was growing weed in the school community garden. Not finished yet, it has around 4k

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191201 obsession fansign fanaccount translation - jongin’s acrostic poem - i like you as much as i like kyungsoo hyung

Open the pics !!

So J**ka* shippers are saying that Jen n Ji both posted the same caption " cloud ☁️" in the same period of time (only 7 hours apart) and she even made a post mentioning the word"cloud" and it's not the first time this happened. They always update in the same period of time ( knowing that Jen updates like everyday but Ji rarely) n it's not the 1st time they'll have the same caption.

So what do u think of this?

I find it...baseless. Yes it's too much of a coincidence since it happened more than once. And also Jen keeps hinting abt two bears n never missing the chance to post pics of the bears hugging.. last time she posted two gummy bears chilling in a cup of her chocolate drink with a caption "🐻🐻" n she always posts posts with her dog "Kai" n always mentions him n captions the pic as " my love". She shared many many pics of her new bear necklace n her Ralph Lauren bear shirt . I seriously don't know what is she hinting at. It became so annoying. She keeps talking n posting abt bears only n always calling herself Nini , n telling fans n members to call her Nini. Captions her posts as "Nini". Posting always few hours before of after Ji .

Now many kaisooists are so confused n sad. I find it kind of obsession from her side. Idk. I can't find a logical explanation. Cuz they truly have many many posts so alike n same captions or same style or same place, their shippers call it "Lovestagram".

I don't think so cuz Ji is the typa person to not share his feelings n personal love life through lovestagram.

That's my pointof view. What's ur opinion. Cuz many came asking me this question. I didn't know how to answer Them.

No comment !!!

The things I do for my baby Soo, Finally done after 3 days working on this post

Hi !!

This is the second and last (for the moment, until something else comes out) part of this topic.

I will explain why I think they took this great step, which shows that they are a very solid and mature couple.

* The previous post dealt with your marriage.

2017: Eng*gement

When a couple gets eng*ged, it shows a lot and that’s what I saw in them. They showed us infinite happiness being together.

Earlier that year, they were calm and showing support (we know they couldn’t be very obvious because at the time, Jongin was in a relationship) 

As the months went by, both matured and it was very noticeable in the Kokobop and Power era. 

For the month of June, Kai was no longer with a partner, so he was “free” and the day before we noticed how much he had expected that moment. Also at that time Kyungsoo was filming his drama.

That was a small count for what is coming now.

In the month of October, Chuseok is celebrated: a great festival of the harvest and festivity that extends for three days in Korea that celebrates the fifteenth day of the eighth month of the lunar calendar.

This is a theory about Kaisoo traveling to Hawaii for this holiday. @ameliasooyah explained to me about how they went on a trip without being discovered.

On October 3, Kai went by bus and traveled by train to that place. Kyungsoo was filming near Busan. Jongin was seen by people and stayed in a small restaurant. He walked with his phone at all times, as if waiting for Kyungsoo to finish his filming.

After waiting for him, they were able to leave in Kyungsoo’s car (in a manager’s company) along with their luggage, to Busan airport without anyone seeing them.

As a curious fact, Busan airport is more private than many airports that are in Seoul, so they could have gone millions of times (yes, they travel a lot even if it doesn’t seem like it)

On October 4 (at dawn) all of Busan happened, because Tap’s Kyungsoo teacher hung that picture on October 7 and Sehun hung the picture of Kyungsoo eating with him on October 8 but with the same clothes, which It means it was taken on October 7 but Sehun posted it 1 day later.

Then on October 4 they were already in Hawaii, during those 3 days in Hawaii, there was no news of Kyungsoo. There was only news on October 8 for the photo taken with Sehun. Now, we will analyze all the photos 😏

These photos may belong to October 4 or 5.

At first I thought they were alone (without Jongin’s family), but in this picture there is a blonde woman taking the picture and obviously not Kyungsoo. So Jongin’s family may have traveled before Jongin traveled with Kyungsoo.

The photos of the parachute if I think they are from Kaisoo. I zoomed in and you see two people: one bigger and the other smaller.

Let’s move on to the photos of October 6

Stop, how do you know it’s October 6?

I have a metadata program that reveals to me when the photos were taken. In this case, these are the photos that were taken on October 6, 9 and 10.

In the first photo, I noticed something. It is not seen because the glass opaque it, but if we raise all the brightness it may be seen.

There are some legs in the photo, the special thing here is that they don’t seem to be female. It could not be a skirt (it is very close to the body) so I think they are shorts. 

Kyungsoo has curved and skinny legs (so it’s easy to get confused) look at his legs

Then there are the night photos with fireworks. He was enjoying a great moment with Kyungsoo and his family. But in the photos with the costumes, they were alone. There is no trace of his family (his nephews with so many costumes could be with him) I think after that, his family left him alone with Kyungsoo (because he knew he would have to go to Korea later, for his Tap lessons) <3

These are some photos from October 7, 8, 9 and 10, he enjoyed his family and nephews even more. Kyungsoo was gone because he had Tap classes on the 7th in Korea (the same day Sehun ate with him and hung the picture on October 8) 

Another curious fact is about the sack that takes October 3 looks like the one in this photo, will they be the same?

On the clock of this photo, I could not say that it is Kyungsoo. Since by this time it was possibly 7 to 10, Kyungsoo was already in Korea. For what could have been her sister’s husband.