they keep asking me to write style guides no one reads. they keep asking me to do that.

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Cosmic Funnies

shark vs the universe

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almost home
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Love Begins
dirt enthusiast
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Three Goblin Art
Not today Justin

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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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YOU ARE THE REASON
One Nice Bug Per Day

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they keep asking me to write style guides no one reads. they keep asking me to do that.

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Devastating to have more evidence that done IS better than perfect
Additionally, findings indicate that the act of doing shows you that you were not seeking perfection, you were fearing inadequacy
McClellanville, South Carolina
freak off
do we think kim could (sub)consciously hold her tears not to "unload her guilt" onto a grieving person? do we see other parallels here? am i insane?

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Imagine if we did the “public libraries are punk” thing for other subcultures. Imagine if people made shirts that said “Soup kitchens are grunge” or “Mixed Use Urbanism is Juggalo”.
this fic is so good i hope i write it
Original handwritten lyrics, Psycho Killer by Talking Heads, c.1975.
david byrne tryna figure out how the fuck u spell "qu'est-ce que c'est":
i am the only one brave enough to explore nacho's (potential) mommy issues and make him hot for his boss' insane niece who is also, like, 15 years older than him, give or take #myhetslop
“You know, Ignacio, I’ve been thinking…” Lola was leaning against the table right in front of Nacho, her dress pants hugging her thighs, their cut making her long legs look even longer. She, as always, smelled mostly of spices and flowers, and yet it was the faintest, tangy hint of her sweat coming through her perfume that made Nacho’s throat dry. “Why would you let Tuco stoop so low… You’re supposed to be his friend.” She was almost pouting, tilting her head to the side and looking disappointed, hurt even, like a detention supervisor who didn’t want to, but had to be stern.
“Not his babysitter, though,” Nacho answered and looked up at her, fiddling with his car keys. El Mich’s A/C still worked not whenever it was turned on, but whenever it wanted to, even after the repairs, and Nacho could see the way Lola’s collarbones, peeking under the wide neckline of her shirt, glistened in the heat. It was so hot here. It was unbearable.
“Well, you know how that saying goes: you become responsible for what you have tamed.” She was facing Nacho, soft golden-hour light coming from the windows framing her and making her look regal. She was so out of place here, with her elegant jewelry and delicate fingers curving over the edges of the table, and yet, remove her from the picture, and there'd be a Lola-shaped hollow no one would be able to fill.
“Tamed?” Nacho had to laugh at the ridiculous turn of phrase. “Did I really?”
“He doesn’t listen to me, but he does listen to you, from what I’ve heard. So you tell me. Did you really?” She smiled, crinkling her eyes, no real glee behind them, as if she wasn’t emoting but trying to manage a muscle spasm. The expression made her look almost off-putting, but then she blinked, and it was the ever so gentle and well-meaning Lola again. “I am concerned about him, and I do want him surrounded by people who care. I know he can be… erratic, but we all have our own demons to fight, don’t we, Ignacio?”
She opened her purse that was lying on the table and pulled out a compact mirror to touch up her lipstick. She slowly traced the edges of her lips with her finger, erasing the invisible smears, and cast an amused look at Nacho.

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pure unfiltered fraternal fun
a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.
why is this the one
margaret qualley divorcing jack antonoff is going to be so chic when it happens
Matthew Rhys as Mayor Tom Loftis in Season 1 of Widow's Bay
2026 Primetime Emmy Nominee for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series
maybe orpheus always looks back because his very effort to reverse death means that he can't look forward. if he could look forward, he could accept eurydice's death, grieve, and keep moving in life. his refusal to accept her death is looking back. his going down to the underworld, asking hades and persephone for her life, trying to lead her out... it's all 'looking back'. he does nothing for the entire story except look back. orpheus! looks! back! it's his entire thing! the story ends the same way it begins: orpheus looked back.

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i am the only one brave enough to explore nacho's (potential) mommy issues and make him hot for his boss' insane niece who is also, like, 15 years older than him, give or take #myhetslop
“You know, Ignacio, I’ve been thinking…” Lola was leaning against the table right in front of Nacho, her dress pants hugging her thighs, their cut making her long legs look even longer. She, as always, smelled mostly of spices and flowers, and yet it was the faintest, tangy hint of her sweat coming through her perfume that made Nacho’s throat dry. “Why would you let Tuco stoop so low… You’re supposed to be his friend.” She was almost pouting, tilting her head to the side and looking disappointed, hurt even, like a detention supervisor who didn’t want to, but had to be stern.
“Not his babysitter, though,” Nacho answered and looked up at her, fiddling with his car keys. El Mich’s A/C still worked not whenever it was turned on, but whenever it wanted to, even after the repairs, and Nacho could see the way Lola’s collarbones, peeking under the wide neckline of her shirt, glistened in the heat. It was so hot here. It was unbearable.
“Well, you know how that saying goes: you become responsible for what you have tamed.” She was facing Nacho, soft golden-hour light coming from the windows framing her and making her look regal. She was so out of place here, with her elegant jewelry and delicate fingers curving over the edges of the table, and yet, remove her from the picture, and there'd be a Lola-shaped hollow no one would be able to fill.
“Tamed?” Nacho had to laugh at the ridiculous turn of phrase. “Did I really?”
“He doesn’t listen to me, but he does listen to you, from what I’ve heard. So you tell me. Did you really?” She smiled, crinkling her eyes, no real glee behind them, as if she wasn’t emoting but trying to manage a muscle spasm. The expression made her look almost off-putting, but then she blinked, and it was the ever so gentle and well-meaning Lola again. “I am concerned about him, and I do want him surrounded by people who care. I know he can be… erratic, but we all have our own demons to fight, don’t we, Ignacio?”
She opened her purse that was lying on the table and pulled out a compact mirror to touch up her lipstick. She slowly traced the edges of her lips with her finger, erasing the invisible smears, and cast an amused look at Nacho.