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"Today is self care Friday. Enjoy caring for yourselves."

She definitely did not accidentally spill a whole mug of beer on herself. Totally did not.

"Ah– I forgot to buy beer. Maybe that's a good thing then? I should probably cut back. ...But it is the weekend, could I get it delivered maybe?"

"No swearing and no cussing!"

"Ara? Ara ara~!"

Epitome of "you cannot stop my ass from being whimsy".

"You know, I'm thinking that since it's summer I should do more herb infusions. A friend of mine said 'bitches love herbs', pardon my language."

"How's this?" She asks in between multiple pecks that could rival any of their chickens. Arms perched on his shoulders. "Does it smell better now? Or maybe you'd rather have a taste?" A giggle to herself for that. Nice one, Matilda. "You know we have some more jars and I think we should make use of them before they go bad. Or the kids tuck into them. What do you think, Darling~?"

"Everyone has their own guilty pleasures, mine just so happens to be cracking a cold one by my lonesome with a terribly good romcom novel. Don't judge."

"Oh no. I forgot to put some sunscreen on my back. I can't reach it that well, I wonder if someone could help me out, ehe~!"

"Beach time, yippee! I'm gonna pack all my STUFF and make BOXED LUNCHES nad go to the BEACH and go SWIMMING and check out all the CRABS! I'm so excited and it's going to be SO MUCH FUN!"

"Honestly what could be better than a warm bath and a restful sleep? Nothing, I say! Actually maybe if I had a cold beer to cool down with...."

"Those dresses, the embellishments, the lacing! Grand! Though I don't think I could ever fit into a corset."

"You know, it's been getting warmer here in Belobog, so why in the world is my heating bill still so high? I swear money goes from one payment to the next but I will keep this shop alive."