KCB

This is what a “new vantage” offers. You can see how readily I’ve worked out the rules and enforced the order. I’ve made a new kingdom out of my temporary captivity.

Photo Note: Here I’m preparing to lay siege on the couch to begin the games.

Before allowing further dramatic disclosures in this serial report from KCB’s visit with a Very Loving Viszla, I feel it is important to reassure you, this first-hand account has been corroborated by other members of That-Dog’s household and none of the animals were seriously harmed.

Photo note: Here I am exploring the new stairs and overnight positions for my game.

Photo Note: I’ve been caught out and about for the first time. I’m a little weary in the face. But not to worry, I’ve got this.

Later that same day an unthinkable household decision was made. Wherein I had no means of escaping and I swear there must have been a meeting that I missed. I think I was denied the basic courtesy of an invite where my approval for this plan would have been WITHHELD. It’s hard to talk about this moment.

Generally I join all meetings in this place. Like this one where I was very involved. I expect to be at these gatherings where we decide what’s best for the members of my household.

And I don't mean politically even. To be clear I don't follow elections ever and I don't vote because I believe I'm the only governing body in the household wherein that's my nationstate.

I'm on top of this don't worry! But could someone tell me, where did that loud beast come from?