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kyle: no it’s just,,, a weird way to eat lasagna
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kyle: you shouldn’t be using a straw-
cartman: i know it’s bad for the environment or whatever
kyle: no it’s just,,, a weird way to eat lasagna

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mcdonald’s employee: kid please get down from the table
cartman: I ASKED FOR TWO LARGE FRIES
cartman: *dumps out bag of fries on the floor* AND INSTEAD I GOT A HUNDRED FUCKEN LITTLE ONES
Clyde: [mumbling] futurewifesaywhat
Bebe: What?
Clyde: [internal high-five]
craig: HEY HEY!!
stan, whispering: SHHHH! kyle is sleeping
craig, whispering: oh sorry
stan, still whispering: what’s up?
craig, still whispering: there’s a fire
Clyde: *counting on his fingers*
Token: I just asked you how old you are.
Clyde: Can you shut the fuck up for a second.

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craig: you wanna go upstairs?
tweek: sure...
craig: you have protection?
tweek: w-why? What’s up there?
cartman: i hate when mfs say “It’s a quarter till 5” just say it’s 4:75 stupid bitch
kyle....,,is so ,..cute...,..god.... please I just wnanna... hold your...,,hand...andhugg...you sir...,,..,
butters: eric i dont think we can enter this bar
cartman: why?
butters: because it says 18+ only allowed and theres only 2 of us
cartman: dumb bitch just invite more people
kenny sheds his virginity every year like a snake

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kenny: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
butters: why would the movie eat my popcorn
kenny:
butters: OH nevermind i get it
kyle: the stars look beautiful tonight
stan: u believe in stars? fool. those are the holes poked in the container so we can breathe
kenny: hey bro, heard u were looking for a stud
butters: im listening bro...
kenny: well i already got std’s, all i need is u.
butters: bro 🥺🥰
i literally just started watching this show and your incorrect quotes are fucking hilarious thank you for your service
glad u decided to join. thank you for YOUR service
stop putting the boys against each other and let people have fun
stan is PERFECT
kyle is PERFECT
cartman
kenny is PERFECT

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tweek: i cant sleep i’m afraid of frankenstein
mr tweak: haha dont you mean frankenstein’s monster
tweek: i do not. personally i find unethical and irresponsible scientific practice far more terrifying than any physical being and so should you
part 2 😳😳
part 1 here