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private but not secret. Kenma does talk about you a lot during his streams, chat asks about you a bunch, but private stuff is between you both only. a viewer asks a rather inappropriate question? banned. even if they donated millions during his past streams, Kenma doesn't care. he doesn't tolerate any disrespect towards you.

you guys started dating because of forced proximity. same class, you guys ended up getting assigned as partners since you both happened to be absent during project discussion day! you liked that he genuinely listened and gave ideas here and there, he liked how smart you were with the subject and how you didn't mind his social awkwardness. the project was a breeze and you both got an easy A!

it must've been fate because you started working at the cafe he usually frequented for its quiet vibe. he recognized you behind the counter, getting trained to use the cash register and make different drinks, he caught himself staring and immediately stopped looking at you. you noticed by your second day working there, "oh he's here too!" you thought before volunteering to serve Kenma's order yourself. small talk! you guys ended up talking a little bit here and there and after a month, it was easy to talk to each other even on school grounds! you even took the initiative to sit beside him during your shared class since he was always so lonely...

contrary to popular belief, Kenma would be the one to confess. despite being timid and shy, he's grown a lot as a person ever since graduating high school. confessing to you meant he beat all his insecurities he's had since growing up, it was a must! he's a streamer and a CEO and a stock trader, what's there for him to be nervous about? he's a catch! despite all this, he was still so so nervous, bringing it up out of nowhere when it was just the two of you hanging out after school, looking anywhere but directly at you. all you could do is tease him while agreeing, he is a catch.

"it's fun hanging out with you!" you say while fiddling with the ribbon your new stuffed bear wore around its neck. Kenma won it for you, he's surprisingly talented at claw games?

"so what do you think about us?" he asks out of nowhere, staring off into the distance, ears red and he's standing straight while walking?! all you could do was laugh.

"if you're confessing then I say yes."

"what else could my sentence mean."

no matter what he says, finding out you were a cosplayer flipped his world around. the only reason he tolerates game conventions he's invited to a little more is because he gets to stare at you in cosplay. he always thinks you're the best dressed person in the whole building which makes him wary about the creeps that could be lurking. he would try looming behind you, which you don't mind one bit, until he's taken away by staff to meet some fans or sign things. you usually stay near his table though like you're a cosplayer he hired, interacting with fans and posing in pictures with them and Kenma. he didn't even announce you were his girlfriend or if he was dating anyone. fans just found out after someone snapped a pic of you kissing his cheek after a long day at a convention. he had to confirm the rumors because that's all chat could talk about during his streams after!

it only took a short while for you to move in to Kenma's apartment with him. you don't need a part-time job anymore because you don't need to worry about rent plus Kenma loves your company.... until he found out you were a thief. every time he would call you out on it, you would just make jokes like "yeah, cus I stole your heart" to ragebait him and he would just sulk in a corner. what do you actually steal though? the drinks in his mini-fridge under his gaming table, hoodies (especially his favorites), snacks he tries to hide from you but you find somehow. you would always pay for the thieving back though! instead of energy drinks, you make sure he has a SOMEWHAT reasonable sleep schedule. instead of snacks, you prepare him actual food and baked goods for him to eat whether he's on stream or not. instead of hoodies... yeah no, you just like taking them.

"did you take the LAST white monster I had in the mini-fridge??" Kenma asks after leaving mid-stream to confront you.

"I don't steal, Kenma. how could you say that to me?" you reply casually, wearing HIS hoodie, eating HIS HIDDEN pocky, and drinking HIS LAST white monster.

chat suddenly realizes he isn't as mean during stream.. sometimes. he's basically just nicer to chat because YOU'RE there and you WANT him to be nicer to chat and chat loves you for it. so much so that you have a new nickname from them, "momma", Kenma HATES that nickname and you LOVE that he HATES the nickname. you enter the room mid-stream and most of his chat just explodes. after the nickname, Kenma doesn't want you in his streams ever (biggest loudest buzzer).

kodzukenken143: it's momma!! sit beside him momma

UPUNTIL1AMALWAYS: momma scold him he was being rude

gamertag10067: dude ur literally dying rn 

cyberNINJA: you suck ass at this game, momma better

"MODS, BAN EVERYONE WHO SAYS MOMMA"

played sim 4 once because chat told (commanded) him to. of course, like the sly cat he is, makes sims that look deadly similar to you and him. and OF COURSE, he looks like some average joe with a man bun and he made you the most gorgeous thing ever. chat called him out and he denied everything.. but he took 2 hours of his time to add mods just to make you as prettily accurate as possible?? and of course, you both were married in game. he played for about 30 minutes until he saved the game and left, he didn't know what the woohoo option meant? (he tried to be so nonchalant about joining back into the game to try the "Try for a Baby" option, it was successful with a baby girl.)

despite him getting everything you want because he loves you like that, he still pays you to join some of his streams in a cosplay of his choice. first time he asked, you said you didn't have the money to buy the cosplay and he just let the idea die down... until it was his third time asking.. ACTUALLY HE DIDN'T EVEN ASK. one day, a courier told you to sign papers and take the package. you open it, lo and behold, it's the cosplay for the character Kenma has been asking for. you scolded him of course to no effect (he was pretty happy), you joined his stream later that night and he kept his hand on you the entire time. he usually asks you to cosplay valorant characters... especially Viper..??

his youtube feed is full of "Kenma core" videos especially simp or lover boy versions. he doesn't understand why there are so many videos about it but he's just dense. it's hard for him to realize that 9 out of 10 times, he would leave stream with no warning  just because you messaged him that you needed help. he doesn't realize that when you sit beside him and talk with chat, he just looks at you with the softest look known to man. he doesn't realize he always mentions you in little ways like when he beats a boss, he would be like "yeah, she can't ever beat this boss without me" and you're not even in the room? when he happens to scroll through shopping apps mid-stream to buy something like a new keyboard, he puts things for you in his cart and buys them without telling you, he just likes buying things you like. Kenma is very much in love with you, just in a quieter way.

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a/n! im HIGHKINUELY getting addicted to writing on this app, I have like so many characters I wanna write for like Ithaqua (IDV), Tartaglia (Genshin Impact), OLDER LEON KENNEDY (RE), MOVIE ZUKO (ATLA), oml someone save me

before you guys even spoke to each other, Shalnark already had his eye on you. could be because you’re tall or short, you wear the prettiest dresses or the baggiest pants known to man — once you walked past him, he’s been staring.

good for you because your type just had to be buff men. don’t be fooled by those comfy sweaters or baggy shirts he wears on campus, with your experienced eyes, you knew he had some muscle. it didn’t match his face though, NOT AT ALL.

you could not stop hearing about the blonde, cutesy, princely gentleman studying computer science. amongst all the short, lanky, socially awkward tech geniuses, in the major, he stood out.. stood out way too much. he had girls confessing to him left and right or maybe they just want to invite him to drinks or parties, he always agreed to go to them too (how sweet.)

how lucky, finally going to ONE party with your friend and somehow you guys are eyeing each other from across the room but not willing to be the first person to strike up conversation. that’s what you thought until he suddenly starts making his way over to you, rejecting the other girls who tried to strike up conversation. you shoo your friend away so you guys could get quality time to talk. best idea ever?? who knew the buff guy you’ve been eyeing was surprisingly very sweet and funny and goofy like what all the rumors said.

it didn’t even take a month until you guys started dating.. shotgun wedding? (ok, FINALLY, dating HCS)

tech problems? worry not! get ready to be mansplained into oblivion, in the sweetest way possible though.

“like I said, that button was NOT there before.”

“yeah because you have to sign up first, hun”

speaking of “hun”, expect the sweetest nicknames even if it’s early into the relationship. think “darling”, “sweets”, “princess” on your first to third date. when the relationship gets longer and you guys know more about each other? expect “bunny”, or maybe even “giggle toes.” the funnier the nickname, the more he enjoys using them on you. his favorite one though? “princess” or “giggle toes.”

thirsty. that’s what you are, a depraved soul. imagine early morning, waking up in Shalnark’s bed after you spent the night at his place. you walk downstairs and there he is shirtless while making breakfast while being free for your eyes to stare at. it wasn’t hard for Shalnark to put two and two together. even before you guys started dating, he knew you liked staring at his arms. how could he ever hide them now? from sweaters and baggy shirts, he started wearing tighter compression shirts or sleeveless gym tank tops. he likes the attention you give him, he also likes the rewards after iykwim. he shows more biceps throughout the day? at home, he gets to have the best make-out sessions of his life on his couch!

loves physical touch and quality time. when he’s not busy, you guys are on a date, his hand always intertwined with yours, watching your pretty face for any and all reactions. you don’t even pay for a single thing because you’re his princess after all! when you guys hang out with each other’s friends? his hand never leaves the small of your back and always presses small kisses to your temple whenever he has to leave even for just for a short moment.

[Shalnark kisses your temple] “I’ll be back soon, bunny.”

“You’re just gonna pick up the food ??”

he truly thinks you’re the prettiest thing ever, always gets you things that he knows would look good on you. you don’t even need to them most of the time but who are you to say no?

jewelry box? FULLER THAN FULL.

closet? DOOR IS HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE.

cabinets? filled with so much snacks you feel like you’ve gained a little weight.

Shalnark usually went to the gym because it gave him a reason to spend his time wisely. now? he likes going to the gym because he wants to man-handle you. don’t be fooled by that cheery persona, that man wants to beat you into the sheets BUT IN A SEXUAL WAY. you’re feeling insecure about your body and you gather up the courage to tell your sweet boyfriend about it? Shalnark would be shocked at that thought and fuck you senseless all night, being intentionally loud, calling you his pretty princess right next to your ear. he won’t stop until you finally get those wrong, absolutely WRONG, insecure thoughts out of your head. and when you both are finally fucked out? he wraps his arms around you, knowing you love the comfort and safety, and you both drift off to sleep on his bed.

so random but at LEAST one of his friends would know everything about you before you guys even meet. why? because he won’t stop talking about you or bringing you up. “did you know she-“, “my girlfriend would love this!”, “giggle toes would be better at this than me..” at some point, his friends would just tune him out with a small smile on their face. their friend is in love after all!

Shalnark would be possessive, not manipulative though. he would just be a tad bit overprotective but who could blame him? if you ever got hurt, he would actually beat himself up for it a lot. so he would ask occasionally where you are, who you’re with, what you’re doing (if you didn’t update him in the first place) and you would answer earnestly because what is there to hide? you do the same thing when he doesn’t update you in a while, there is no unnecessary secrecy between the two of you!

despite you guys dating relatively quicker than normal, (friends for like 2 weeks and then ya’ll start dating? CRAZY.) Shalnark couldn’t see any other relationship with you. he would never want to be “just friends”, or “just in the same friend group” with you. he wants you, he loves you, and imagines a future with you. living together, splitting household chores while dumb music is playing, that is his DREAM.

(he ends up blackmailing you (in a joking way??) into living with him in his apartment. you now have a bigger closet to shove more new clothes in, what a happy life?!)

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