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Hm. Think I might take my prog a bit early today. 💖

Men, or women, or people of any gender, really, who want to eat me: @ me??

I feel like some of you would be driven fucking wild by the chart of my weight since the end of April, ahaha. If you're Normal™ for those sorts of numbers, well,

Current mood: I think I've sorted out a potential narrative with which to kick off The Stories I Want To Tell, but… … …it feels almost too embarrassing and vulnerable, ahaha.

«rrrrrrauwr,,,, rar. rrrrrrr. rrrrhhhhrr,,» — a foxdeer who totally isn't about to get owned on a level they'll never forget,

Stuffed puppy tummy, bark,,

Attention span is totally shot; way too low on mental energy; mind clusterfucked with "gay" and "rarf" and "bark",,,,,

Ah yes, seeing people talking about their gluttony, something that I've totally never been Normal™ about,

Tens of Extremely Powerful, Generally beings all independently deciding to bestow some of their powers upon the exact same random fucking mortal as A Bit™, basically simultaneously, and bringing about an entirely unpredicted emergent outcome as a result,

Does anyone else get, like, ~tinglies~ or ASMR over thoughts? If so, what sorts of thoughts do that for you?