Angsty post-fight texts from SVT’s Vocal Unit

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Angsty post-fight texts from SVT’s Hip Hop Unit

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🌹Suga(r) Daddy Yoongi 🌹

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Hello hi!! ✨ first of all I’m super glad you like the fuckboy au’s bc I spent a fairly long time brainstorming each individual members type and what they’d be like!!

A/N: uhhh so y’all gave me a whole lotta love on hyung Line’s version of this and I got mad excited over posting this!! So here it is kids 😆

Seokmin

The “There’s No Way That He’s a Fuckboy” Fuckboy

Seokmin is an actual sweetheart and wouldn’t hurt a fly, we all know this

But what we don’t know is that it’s all part of his little Fuckboy game

The sweeter he is, the easier it is to get in your pants

He’ll carry your books for you, write poems about you in English and sing songs to you music class

His targets always fall really hard for him bc he’s just the perfect bf material

He’d take his target out on a date and it’d be something really cute like bike riding by Han river and then a picnic

Then he’d pull something like “oh you should come by my house, I want to play a song on the guitar for you”

But when y’all go up to his room.. the only sounds that can be heard aren’t the guitar

Honestly he really does feel bad for being a Fuckboy

But he got played once before himself by a girl who was so sweet and kind that he ended up imitating her actions...

Mingyu

The Jack-Of-All-Trades Fuckboy

Mingyu is good at literally everything let’s be real

Everyone knows this

Including gyu himself

And he uses his skills in every way he can

Gyu knows that others are so easily impressed by him

Good looks, intelligence, good at sports, good at cooking, fashionable...

The list never ends

He meets people in all sorts of places and woo’s them over

The kind of Fuckboy to talk to you on the down low and then one day decide he wants people to know he’s been cozying up to you

So he’ll just walk straight up to you in the hall and talk normally

It’d be the only time he’d talk to said target in public bc he usually moves in not long after that

It’s an ego thing for him to make sure everyone knows he has a new fling

he’s definitely not ashamed to admit he’s a Fuckboy

In fact, he’s v proud of how many “partners” he goes through

He’s like the notorious fuckboy that you know is so so out of your league but you can’t help but fall for his charm?

Minghao

The Hipster Fuckboy

Hao is basically that one really attractive artsy guy who sits in the back of the class and doesn’t talk much but when he does, it’s always an articulate response

He genuinely couldn’t care less what others perceive of him

I think he’d be the kind of Fuckboy to stick to a specific type - maybe people of similar interests?

That way it makes it easier for him to gain attention and attraction

The teachers are even low key soft for him bc he’s just so intelligent and artsy and you can bet your ass he uses that to his advantage

Will 100% pick his targets when having to do paired projects

So when he asks to work on the still life project for art after school in the studios

Y’all are fun a draw fruit bowls

You’re fucking in the supply closet...

Not ashamed at all to do it in places he could get caught bc he thinks it’s part of the fun

Bc he’s a hipster, if one of the other boys were boasting about someone they slept with recently, hao would 100% cut in with the whole “that’s cool, but I actually knew them 3 months ago... been there and done that seungcheol..”

Seungkwan

The Gossip Fuckboy

Knows literally everyone and their business

Seungkwan is friends with everyone and he knows who is easy to get with and whose more of a challenge

It’s like a game for him almost

He acquires so much information about his chosen target and uses it to woo them over

He can get really petty over it, so if he doesn’t get what he wants he’ll start spreading around the secrets he knows about them or just straight up start a rumour

Won’t admit that he’s a Fuckboy and if someone calls him that, he gets really defensive and annoyed

The other boys often come to him when they want to know stuff about people they’re interested in

Bc he’s all for helping his friends get laid

But also, his Fuckboy tendencies stemmed from his insecurities

So he’s still low key insecure about himself

That’s why he gets really petty when people turn him down

Doesn’t happen as often as he makes it out though

He’s actually quite popular with targets and a lot of people gossip about his skills in bed lmao

(He’ll never admit it but he low key started some of the rumours about said skills himself)

Vernon

The Oblivious Fuckboy

Has no idea that he’s actually a Fuckboy

The guys really don’t understand how he manages to get so many partners tbh (neither does Vernon himself)

He’s probably the most sought after one out of all the boys

He comes across to others as the hard to get type of guy simply bc he’s not trying to get you at all?

Like he doesn’t really try hard to be a Fuckboy at all,,, it just kind of happens?

he’s so easy going, so he makes friends with all sorts of people rather quickly

So one day he could be hanging out at someone’s house and then before he knows it, he’s taking a condom out of its wrapper

Will definitely wake up the next morning completely confused as to where he is and who that is beside him... every single time

Calls Seungkwan or Mingyu immediately and is like “dude... you know such and such from English?.. yeah the one who does my homework for me, anyway.. we did IT last night... wait you knew that’s what they wanted?!”

Chan

The Smooth Talking Fuckboy

So greasy it’s not even funny

Chan uses so many pick up lines and compliments to butter up his targets

You could easily start off with no interest in Chan,,, until he starts actually talking to you

The boy has a way with words and he’s one hell of a persuader

A big fan of making people flustered by his presence and loves the feeling of knowing he has you like putty in his hands

All the seniors are so heart eye for him

He’s just so charismatic and alluring

It doesn’t take him long to get what he’s looking for and then he’s pretty quick to move on

Chan would definitely be the kind of Fuckboy whose bored in the middle of a class so he’d text you to meet him in the bathrooms for a quickie

He made a little pact with himself that he would never pursue someone for longer than 3 weeks

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