My Mouth dictates too much of my personal health
Liver: Hey Mouth… i was wondering if you could add some new stuff to our diet.. like maybe drink some coffee or tea once in awhile
Tongue: Coffee? isn’t that the brown liquid that burned me that one time!?
Teeth: Yea bro and that shit took off some of my enamel. I NEED MY ENAMEL!!
Liver: ok ok so no coffee but what about tea?…
Tongue: Tea? hmmm most tea is too bland. How about if we add a bunch of sugar to it?
Liver: That… that kinda defeats the whole point…
Tongue: look we tried to be reasonable, but i guess that’s a no.
Pancreas: Hey guys.. i was wondering if you guys could add more stuff to our diet.. maybe more fruits and vegetables
Tongue: Hmm what kind of fruits and vegetables?
Teeth: Yea yea what kind, that’s the most important part!
Pancreas: Well umm… you know broccoli would be pretty good..
Tongue: No this penis shaped piece of flesh did not suggest that we eat that nasty piece of tree!
Teeth: Ayo, broccoli do have a good snap to it
Tongue: It do.. it do have a good snap to it.. What if we add some cheese and some seasonings to it?
Pancreas: I mean it would be a lil healthier without the cheese… but hey some broccoli is better than no broccoli. Thank you guy-
Eyes: Hey guys, it’s getting a lil blurry up here. Can we get a few carrots in here?
Teeth: Ew, that hard piece of root!?
Eyes: But… it has a good snap to it..
Teeth: NO! it has too many hard snaps!
Tongue: Yea and it has no good flavor on it’s own. Maybe if it gets mixed with some stew or pot roast, then we’ll consider eating it
Eyes: HEY YOU IDIOTS! im going blin-
Teeth: NEEEEEEXXXXXTTTT!!!
Eyes: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!! Im getting in contact with the Brain
Eyes: Listen, The Mouth has too much control and input on what we need. You need to pay attention and create order!!
Brain: A order of tacos and french fries would be perfect right now.
Teeth: Those all have great snaps and crunches!
Tongue: Well it’s been settled. Tacos and French Fries for the 3rd time this week!
Colon: We barely survived the last time he ate tacos
Heart: We’re gonna fucking die
i really need to get my life in order ☻..
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