embarrassing earworm

...because whoa, whoa-oh-oh!

...because I’m too sexy for this song.

...because allergy season antihistamines.

...because I’m going to tear-it-up!

...because I have to be honest with myself and admit that it’s been running loop in my head for days. So. Embarrassing.

...because that Tom Tom Club sample is my life. But I don’t know what to think about the double Mariah...

...because it was either this or All I Want for Christmas is You and that’s ridiculous because it’s May.

...because we were talking about something being three-dimensional.

...because I make a mean steak.

...because I’m a gal who knows what she wants and when she wants it.

...because express yourself don’t repress yourself is my mantra?

...because I’m dreaming of movies they won’t make of me when I’m dead.

...because good-bye, good-bye-eye, good-BYE!

...because being out of my comfort zone makes me think of this song. Backwards!

...because I’m here for the Revelation jamz.

...because he’s a national treasure.

...because we listened to so so so many juicy 90s pop hits and I knew one of them would stick, it was just a matter of which one. I wouldn’t have bet it would be this one.