Dungeon Delver

how to stop endlessly analyzing your own behavior as if you were a scientific experiment

do u ever just wish u could be an ancient oracle and your whole job was to do weed and tell stupid riddles to rich conquerors only for them to misinterpret your words and die

why they gotta play abba in grocery stores………………. what kind of cruel torment is that…………. you can’t just put me, a gay, in a public area where literally every single human has to visit … and play voulez-vous.. what am i meant to do?? NOT go berserk?? NOT give in to the most primal desires to dance and sing etched into my gay ass bones?? YOU EXPECT ME to sit here and browse tinned peaches with fucking ABBA playing through shitty tinny ass public speakers?? 

I see we’re no longer being subtle

hey when the fuck are things gonna get easier

how can people be so rude and don’t feel bad afterwards… When I don’t say thank you or don’t smile back I’ll think about it for 3 months straight and have flashbacks

just because I spend some time doing nothing doesn’t mean I’m relaxing. I have not once relaxed

cats have their priorities straight its 1. stay warm 2. be fat 3. yeah

sick of having to pretend to know stuff about things. i don’t know anything about any stuff