Can I Fast Forward To My 30s Yet?

ME

the lesser-known roof-fox makes its nest

What kind of birds are these?

worth watching for the end

yo what tHE FUCK ¡

FUCK OFF IT’S JUST WOODWORKING AT THIS POINT

me to my alarm in the morning: I was literally sleeping but go off I guess

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

I’ve never seen anything so accurate though

To anyone who wakes up another day and tries life again, I'm proud of you.

This dude living in 2097

Genius

This don’t work for sarcastic girls. My dumb ass will say something like “the sweet abyss of death,” what you gon do then ? Kill me…i dare you to do it

this is a very very good video

omfg this video made me the happiest i have been in a while

i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen

have a relationship thats mature enough to sit down and be like “ look this is our problem and this is how we’re gonna fix it..” SIMPLE

Concept: you’ve been married to your wife for 3 years. You wake up in your bed before she does, your nose cold but your body warm. Careful not to wake her, you get out of bed and your toes curl when your feet hit the cold floor. You brew a pot of coffee and take a cup, making sure to leave enough for her. You pull on a big sweater and walk out onto your deck, sitting in a big wood chair to look out over the forest. The leaves are orange and edged with frost. All is quiet as the sun rises over the trees. You hear the door opening behind you and your wife sits down next to you, wrapping the comforter from your bed around both of you shoulders. You sit there like that until the sun is well up and your coffee cups are empty.

Oh my god. This is it. I want this so badly.