NICE

*streetpasses the same person twice* what are we

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

[me drawing 7s with a little line through them to impress girls in the library]: hmm. what? yes, i always draw 7s like this. it’s normal for me.

they didn’t text you back because they didn’t want to ok??? go do a clay mask its fine

this post makes me scream

5-hit fucking combo right here

I’m crying bitch

what the fuck kind of name spelling bullshit is Farha

why are white people so offended by arabic names like ho ur name is gabriella,,, high school musical came out in 2006 it’s not cute anymore

rip gabriella 2006-2016

Gabriella’s far better than Farha

Biiiiitch 😂😂😂

god damn lmao