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*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

I’ve never reblogged something so fast

reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

she is so FAKE 

here’s a reminder that mental illness is not your fault. 

standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

cutting a worm will not make two worms

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother