Life Is A Trip...

Still fucking laughing at it

it’s like hauntingly calming

Aristotle said “Manly men are attracted to manly things”, and the manliest of things are men. This implies the manliest of men have to be gay

As a 12-14 year old, you think you’re super cool if you hang out with 20 year olds. When you’re growing up and around their age, you realise that they’re just creeps for hanging out with you.

This post is like getting punched in the chest four consecutive times and being surprised about it every single time.

“this edible ain’t shi-”

Being on your phone makes you seem really unproductive even if you’re being productive. Being on your laptop makes you seem really productive even if you’re being unproductive.

fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again