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“… I wouldn’t agree to do this for just anyone, kitten.”

“But… I’ll do as my Queen commands. This once, at least.”

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Bunny ears Sylus might be the best thing that’s happened to me.

I use full fat Greek yoghurt and self-rising flour

Ratio by weight

Add a pinch of salt

Knead until no longer sticky, adding more flour if necessary

Roll them with olive oil instead of flour and fry in an otherwise unoiled, preheated pan (medium heat) (trust in the lord; it will seem like it's going to stick to the pan at first but they'll unstick in about 15 seconds)

Roll them thin but not too thin; mine take about 45 seconds on either side

Masterlist

Summary: Gojo Enterprise's heir wants his family to finally stop hosting events to find him a wife. You were bored with life and wanted something new. You both are stubborn and impulsive, the life you two create together is far from sweet. As you two get to know each other, you both uncover deeper parts to each other’s personalities, including the worst parts of yourselves.

Genre: modern au, richboy!gojo, fluff, angst, smut, 18+

Word Count: 21.3k

Fic warnings: ooc, profanity, toxic relationships, smut, violence, mentions of drug and alcohol use

Notes: please read the warnings. satoru and y/n have very similar personalities, and are just as bad as each other. the gojo family is dysfunctional yet oddly wholesome. feral gojo, but he's also whipped.

chapter one

chapter two

chapter three

chapter four

chapter five

richboy!gojo headcanons

surprise visit

🎩 Fluff Alphabet: X-Drake, Sabo – L, M, F

🎩 SFW & NSFW Headcanons: Sabo x S/O

🎩 Headcanons: Usopp, Sanji, Sabo, Zoro x S/O who has a hypersensitive sense of smell

🎩 Headcanons: Sabo, Kid, Luffy x F! Keyblade Wielder

🎩 NSFW Headcanons: Zoro, Sanji, Sabo x F! Dom! S/O

🎩 Headcanons: Bodyguard AU! Ace, Sabo, Law

🎩 Headcanons – Ace, Sabo, Luffy, Sanji – Reacting to their accident prone S/O

🎩 NSFW Headcanons: Sabo seducing his S/O

🎩 Headcanons: Sanji, Zoro, Law, Sabo – Meeting F! Nobody (Kingdom Hearts)

🎩 NSFW Scenario: Ace, Sabo, Luffy x F! Reader - #28 Threesome + #38 Bartender AU

🎩 Headcanons: Modern AU! Sabo, X-Drake, Law as celebrities

🎩 Headcanons: #8. Jealousy – Sabo, Franky, Marco

🎩 NSFW Headcanons: Ace, Zoro, Mihawk, Sabo, Law – Reacting to S/O being brought to tears of pleasure

🎩 NSFW Headcanons - Ace, Sabo, Zoro, Law with S/O who uses their safeword

🎩 Headcanons: Sabo, Law, X-Drake with S/O who is afraid of the dark

🎩 Headcanons: Sabo, Law, Katakuri x S/O who can manipulate memories

🎩 Headcanons: Kid, Zoro, Law, Sabo x F! S/O who has a cursed flower in her right eye

🎩 Headcanons: Zoro, Ace, Law, Sabo x S/O who is unusual and mysterious

🎩 Headcanons: Kanjuro, Sabo, Lucci with S/O who has vaginismus, how they accommodate and reassure them

🎩 Headcanons: Sabo, X-Drake, Law x S/O who used to be a Cipher-Pol Agent

🎩 Headcanons: Law, Kid, Sabo, X-Drake x Friend! Reader who has the Friend’s Power ability.

🎩 Headcanons: Sabo, Hawkins, Doflamingo, Law x S/O that likes Junji Ito Manga

🎩 Headcannons: Sabo, Law, Luffy x S/O - Reaction to their S/O picking up a magical lamp

🎩 NSFW Headcanons: Law, Sabo, Ace x Shy! F! S/O who has a size difference kink

🎩 Headcanons: Sanji, Sabo, Shanks reacting to Crush! Reader who is super wary about sleeping around other people, but is fine around them.

🎩 Headcanons: Ace, Sabo, Luffy, Usopp, Law, Kid x Male! S/O is usually bright and loud but he had a bad day and needs some comfort

🎩 NSFW Scenarios: Ace, Sabo, Sanji getting a blowjob from their S/O who is hiding under the desk during a meeting (Or something to that effect)

i will be needed

and if i cannot be needed

let me be used until there’s nothing left of me

Part V

How to show grief

a vacant look

slack facial expressions

shaky hands

trembling lips

swallowing

struggling to breathe

tears rolling down their cheeks

How to show fondness

smiling with their mouth and their eyes

softening their features

cannot keep their eyes off of the object of their fondness

sometimes pouting the lips a bit

reaching out, wanting to touch them

How to show envy

narrowing their eyes

rolling their eyes

raising their eyebrows

grinding their teeth

tightening jaw

chin poking out

pouting their lips

forced smiling

crossing arms

shifting their gaze

clenching their fists

tensing their muscles

then becoming restless/fidgeting

swallowing hard

stiffening

holding their breath

blinking rapidly

exhaling sharply

How to show regret

scrubbing a hand over the face

sighing heavily

downturned mouth

slightly bending over

shoulders hanging low

hands falling to the sides

a pained expression

heavy eyes

staring down at their feet

Part I + Part II + Part III + Part IV