oh sweet flower

God the pink panther theme is so slay. Badum. Badum. Badum badum BADUM badum baduuuuuum. Ba dadada duuuum.

I think you will find that with their inherent understanding of three dimensional space from living in a truly three dimensional environment mermaids make the best astronomers.

[ID: A simple line drawing with green ink of an adult and two children wearing simple dresses, in a garden, holding flowers. There is green text on the image that reads, “Whilst you were touching grass, I studied the blade. (The blade of grass.)” In smaller text, “I was touching grass too. I fucking love grass.” end ID.]

The second best thing about erotic art is seeing people reject their initial reaction to it. The comments are full of people saying “oh my first thought was,” and, yeah, your first thought was right. The barbarian youth is sexually dominating the old Roman order. If you actually could get your mind out of the gutter you’d be the first animal to ever do so.

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

i want you carnally *shoves a knife into your abdomen*