Welcome to Quiz Hell

PAZZA: More… keep looking at the me who is agonising in jealousy, the me who is focusing on love, the me who is drenched with tears! (Pazza are you do-M, is your seiyuu KobaYuu)

RUCHILLE: Hey… will you… be my friend?

MINERVA: My tail is not to be touched. Neither are my horns. As for my hair… well, I like it when it’s brushed gently.

ISABELI: Are you ready to raise the curtains of your very own life? It’s time to remove the bones from your body! (I don’t know what Isabeli means by raising the curtains of your life but I don’t think I want to find out)

PLAMIER (?? Also not in NA Quiz yet): I swear by my blade, all fanged creatures that suck blood shall be hunted down! (Vampire hunter I guess)

TOUMA: Mischievous children and demons are really troublesome, aren’t they? Now, it’s time for you to get a scolding! (TOUMA WAAAH YOU CAN COME SCOLD ME FOR STAYING UP LATE TRANSLATING QUIZ SHIT INSTEAD OF DOING ACTUAL WORK also your polite japanese is so cute sobs)

AKARI (Tsubaki clone man): Suffering, sadness, anger, pain… the flames of purification will heal them all…

KURINEA: Why don’t we converse with each other? Tell me about yourself. We’ll start from there, okay?

VIVI: Nice to meet you. The time for separation has come. Farewell, and have a pleasant journey.

HHH TOUMA BBY I ALWAYS SUSPECTED THAT HE WAS THE NICE SCHOLAR/ONMYOU TYPE I’M SO HAPPY and really sad that I don’t have him wahhh wahhh waaaaaahhhhhhh

SETTIA: Let this chaotic time become a flow that should be…! (Weh this is really hard to translate, but あるべき means the way something should be)

LUDWICA (oo coming soon to the NA server?): If you will submit to me, then I shall welcome you. If you oppose me, then I will cut and root you out. Now choose if you will obey or disobey me.

LITHA: Rabbits who cause everyone trouble will have to graduate ♪ 

SHARON: Hey, can you tell me about the outside world, and the world that you see…? (this is the sound of theodore’s heart breaking THE SAME WAY MINE BROKE OVER TENSHI GRIEF)

SHEILA: Which of these strikes your fancy? I’ll deliver a rainbow of aromas to you ♪ (these perfurmers and their aroma deliveries man)

ARLE: There’s no need to stop! Let’s keep going! Next next next—!!

MABEL: No matter how I might change, you are the only one who will always look at me, holding me. (MABEL NO WAAAH)

TSUBAKI: Endorsed by authority / Dancing with happiness / the Tsubaki (Camellia)… just kidding ♪ It’s nice to meet you! (Tsubaki was reciting a haiku I’M NOT EVEN KIDDING)

SELETH: If you have been chosen, then you’ve got to fight with everything you’ve got!

We’ve been spending a lot of time being Quiz degenerates on Twitter lately. Here are my favourite conversations.

mysticboyfriends: .@ryfles_ IS MAKING ME CRY

dddumryfles: going IAP takes you down into the deepest depths of quiz RPG hell

mysticboyfriends: WHO NEEDS THAT BITCH THEODORE ANYWAY

kumababahell: PLEASE THEODORE I’M BEGGING YOU

dddumryfles: so not in the mood to quiz

mysticboyfriends: THERE IS NO JUSTIC IN QUIZ RT @ryfles_: @nugeyo_ @foxboats OK I CAN REFRESH AGAIN I…… actually have the 310

mysticboyfriends: Quiz RPG is going to kill us all RT @BaronLover69: @foxboats @ryfles_ @nugeyo_ :’^(

please let it be known that i hit 30 question combos in the last story quest NOT JUST ONCE BUT TWICE

A quick Muenna to commemorate my ascendance to rank 17 at last. With virtually no extremely hard-hitting water spirits, she’s a necessity in my deck for now. I need Theodore dammit Kuma give me Theodore!!!