krises #1 pook ^w^

liiiike not juzt when theyre nervous or sum.. but like some kind of tic?? stim?? i dunno…. buut i like to think of that when theyre thinking they would take an occasional lil cute nib ovo ooor when hungry they would chew on it until get some actual food ^w^

and when they would actually bite a noticable hole they would tell toriel that theres moles or other lil bugs who eat cottons in their closet.. sneaky lil fella..

ill FREAKING explode. plain and simple.

For first, i would feel like i was dreaming.. that all my shifting manifestations finally happened.. but then.. i would realise THIS IS IN REAL LIFE. THAT KRIS IS KISSING MY GINGER BUTT.

then it would happen.. first, my palms would start to get all sweaty and twitching.. my mind wouldrace with milion thoughts.. and numbers way more bigger that i dont know

and then.. i could feel my heart stops.. and the grand finale. it would race, i could feel all of my insides shaking and shredding inside.. AND BOOM!!! LIKE A VULCANIC ERRUPTION, LIKE CHERNOBYL EXPLOSION, LIKE THE VERY IMPACT THAT KILLED EVERY DAMN DINOSAUR

ouhh glad you asked! ^_^

i really really REAALYY louve my charming, hadso-gorg enby prince! i just want to squeeze them until they gonna deflate and deflate and deflate… untill all im left with is small kris-shaped blob >w<

me: nervously "um kris...? heh... do you want me to be the wrapper to your burrito.."

kris: they blinked a few times before nodding with a small blush..... oh my god they are sooo cute nosebleed

me: blushing (cutely) and hugs kris

Kris: looks at me me and says nothing but i can see the the insecurity in their eyes, as if silently asking me "krisiover, would you still love me if i was fat?"

my scrubby scrub scurb nonbinary prince my cuttie little nonbinary potato >w< oughh i just want to HUG them and squeeze THE LIVING SHIT out of them... KYAAAAAA

back to the FESTIVAL.. oh my god... mentally: krisiover remember to breath in... and out... right? like on that youtoube tutorial

okay where were we... ah! festival! laughs nervously... yeah about that.. we met that FUCKASS burgly..? burghbley? burger? berdsomething? nevermind i DO. NOT. CARE! that stupid ass musty BIRD wanted to..? what? come up? oh no i felt my.... mumbles YANDERE tone retuns back to normal side (dont tell kris) BOILING inside of me. but that heh... BIRDPUSSY ohohoimsofunnykrisplskissme walk away, brobably sensed my AURA (thats not green! obviously..!) and walked away

Kris, you're the cutest fucking thing, do you know that? I swear, you're going to be the death of me one of these days… in the best way possible. >w< You're just too fucking adorable for your own good, you know that? I'm going to eat you up!

…Uh, I mean, I'm going to eat ALL THE FOOD with you. Definitely not anything else. Fuck, I need to stop thinking with my stomach and start thinking with my brain, goddamnit. Stupid hungry monster… sigh …Stupid sexy Kris… ACK. Okay, bye for real this time, I promise. See you later, babe~ giggles manically