also, while I'm complaining about matt futterman, can we all make fun of him for clearly forgetting the term valedictorian and incorrectly using head girl instead?

what if we stopped letting american male journalists with annoying, nasally, cartoon character voices who incessantly overexplain their questions in press conferences write books about female athletes

not aryna taking donna's place as the wta player who is for some insane reason voluntarily playing professional tennis in a skirt she can't fully stretch her legs in

I'm supposed to feel sorry for toronto's tournament identity/prestige/player investment woes with its betting company and ozempic advertising board slots and its bland, inoffensive 2012 pop radio music at changeovers? I don't!

just realised most of you probably weren't even here for 1gasbakery.com

there's literally not a single way you guys can post whatever variation of "he's more touchy with [whichever man] than he is with his supposed girlfriend, lol he's so obvious" that isn't misogyny btw. misogyny and stupidity.

exploding with my mind every fedal gifset I've ever posted until I start seeing those blog names in my notes for my wta gifs

really wish iga wasn't still scheduling her tournaments like she's world no. 1/is making the sf minimum of every tournament she plays.

if I post some edits for you guys to use as icons (here or on other sites) if you want to, will you all be nice and credit and/or reblog the post if you decide to use them? they're fun to make, so I would like to share them, but everyone be normal please and thank you.

no, once again, alcaraz is not trying to signal via the clothes he wears that any woman you see him dating publicly is just a fame-chasing pr hire and that he's actually gay. and "a man wearing pink means he's gay" is just plain and simple 90s and early 2000s era basic as fuck homophobia.