Krap Park

Katie: Oh Terrance, i can’t believe we’re aboot to be parents!

Terrance: you know what i can’t believe?

Katie: what?

Terrance: *Farts

AHAHAHAHA

Katie: OH NO, I THINK I FEEL IT COMING!!!!

*Doctor walks in

Doctor: Push, push, push, push, push.

Katie: i’m pushing, I’M PUSHING.

*Poot

Doctor: it’s a healthy baby boy!

Katie: Oh my, isn’t he adorable?

Terrance: he sure is

Katie: what should we call him?

Terrance: hmmm.....Terrance Jr.!

Katie: that’s a great name!

Katie: hey, he has my eyes!

Terrance: yeah, and he has phillip’s hair.......PHILLIP’S HAIR!?!?!

Terrance: that son of a bitch! i can’t believe he would do this.

*Terrance makes his way to the house

Phillip: Hey Terrance! 

Terrance: Don’t “Hey Terrance” me

Phillip: why-

Terrance: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU WIFE F#CKER???

I’M GONNA F#CKING KILL YOU!!!

Phillip: No Terrance, Please don’t kill me!!!

Terrance: It’s too late

*Terrance then realizes that he brought an unloaded gun, and his plan has failed.

Phillip: Hey, Why are you trying to kill me anyway?

Terrance: YOU F#CKED MY WIFE

Phillip: I DID NOT!

Terrance: YES YOU DID

Phillip: did not

Terrance: did

Phillip: did not

Terrance: did

Phillip: DID NOT

Terrance: YES YOU DI-

Katie: STOP FIGHTING!

Terrance and Phillip: Huh?

Katie: Terrance, this is all my fault

Terrance: What do you mean?

Katie: i must’ve accidentally.... did it with Phillip, This is all my fault. Please don’t kill Phillip.

Terrance: Oh, so do you want your son, Phillip?

Phillip: Nah, you keep him, i don’t want children anyway.

And they lived happily ever after....Probably

Now, What about butters? whatever happened to him?

Well... He’s discovered how annoying Paimon is.

Butters: could you please be quiet?

Page 1: Teyvat Fried egg with Butters?

It’s a normal day in South Park, for South Park standards at least.

The mountains are snowy, the wind is blowy

The news is on, Butters is gone.......BUTTERS IS GONE?

“And in latest news, 10 year old Leopold “Butters” Stotch has strangely gone missing.”

“We don’t know how or when he went missing, We also don’t know where he is either.”

The citizens of South Park do not know the whereabouts of Butters,

But the people in Teyvat might know.

“Does this actually contribute to the story? or is it just shoehorning Genshin references.” SHUT UP OR I’LL KICK YOU IN THE NUTS!!!

“Oh man, i hope i get Yoimiya! or maybe i’ll get sayu. let’s wish and find out!”

*Proceeds to wish for new waifu and/or sticky ipad kid*

“Wait a minute, this isn’t a normal character, THIS IS THAT ONE KID FROM SOUTH PARK!!!!” Looks like they didn’t get their waifu and got a different sticky ipad kid instead.

Butters: Where am i? My Parents are gonna be worried sick! i don’t know where i am, but it’s certainly not South Park.

Butters: Are you a boy or a girl???

Venti: what did you say? i’m drunk out of my f##king mind

Butters: this place sure is scary! i need to get out.

Meanwhile back in South Park....

Mr. Hankey, who was sent to Springfield because of offensive tweets, has now returned to South Park.

He is not happy....

Mr. Hankey: ALRIGHT LISTEN UP YOU SH#THEADS!!! I’M IN CONTROL OF THIS TOWN NOW!!!! AND I DON’T GIVE A SH#T ABOUT WHAT ANYONE SAYS!!!!!

Mr. Hankey: it ain’t south park no more, it’s.......

Krap Park!

Mr. Hankey: It’s spelled with a K so when you reverse it, it still spells Krap Park! Clever, Right?