You know you're obsessed with the Beatles if you:
•Can tell their voices apart despite varispeed and all those other effects
•Know who did drums on this song or that song
•Try to learn several songs on an instrument/several instruments
•Can determine if it's a mono/stereo based on the differences
•Notice mistakes in certain songs
•Hate Yoko over a biscuit
•Watch Mattiboo on YouTube
•Can name all UK and US albums, and which songs each has
•Have some sort of physical memorabilia of theirs
•Can tell the year of a photo of them based on hair/clothes/etc.
•Can tell who wrote what lyric based on the vocabulary, point of view, topic, etc.
•Prefer Let It Be/Naked over the other (or intentionally don't pick a side)
•Think Real Love should have been a #1
•Are upset that Now And Then didn't make it to Anthology III
•Don't count Yellow Submarine as a studio album (I don't care what you say, it's a compilation. No Hey Bulldog is gonna change that.)
•Prefer Beatle versions of songs with multiple versions
•Want a pair of granny glasses
Feel free to add more to this.